Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.
rivaraven 35
Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..
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Comments (94)
krisseyDJ 20
Why did you have your resting bitch face on during sex anyway?
Desi_D123 27
Not trying to be funny or anything but what is a "resting bitch face"? Is it a bitch face in rest or the face of a resting bitch?
DoomedGemini 38
It's when you have an unamused/angry face when your face rests naturally.
Desi_D123 27
Ahhh. Thanks! :)
Tannasgh 22
That always used make me try harder..
Dream0616 1
The notorious bitch face, I feel for him
jcshadow 16
He wishes.....
Dream0616 1
The notorious bitch face, I feel for him
chef4money 12
I have a resting bitch face as well, many times people ask why I'm mad. However I'm certain that I do not have a resting bitch face while having sex. C'mon you are having sex, the least you could do is show some emotion. It must be a terrible look to actually made a guy go limp inside of you.
iheartstupid 4
If you're not moving enough to be making any kind of "resting" face during sex, you're doing it wrong.
abbeyp27 12
Resting bitch face is a struggle. I suffer from it as well
SilverFoxx 19
If it is truly your 'resting bitch face', shouldn't he have seen it before at some point?? Unless he never looks directly at your face or you never 'rest' your face around him..?