Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.
rivaraven 35
Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..
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Comments (94)
spike7447 13
Lol
sanecatholicman 12
I feel like as many mental disorders as we invent, RBF will eventually make the list lol.
Nevrdai 5
It probably wasn't your fave in general... Probably just the complete lack if (even false) pleasure. If you won't even pretend to be having fun, you might wanna teach him something so you don't have to.
alanharvey15 13
try dirt talking or try tying each other up might fix the issue
cho_bee 9
FML, that sounds like fun!
HEPennypacker 6
Sure it wasn't the facial hair that made him go soft?
figure_of_bleach 0
Doesn't matter had sex
tchopper1969 16
ok, I'm gonna have to look up and see what a resting bitch face is. that's a new one to me
shotgun_girl 17
Umm wow he must have not been doin a good job anyways if you got resting bitch face
lifehasitsperks 6
He's gay.