Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.
rivaraven 35
Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..
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Comments (94)
ShadowGenius 12
Scared limp Coming soon to A&E
mischiefkel 17
54, is that a question?
Zebediabolical 45
Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Anal. Three ways to avoid that problem. You're welcome.
Enslaved 38
You do know you can still have anal while facing the person, right? How about in the dark as the 3rd option instead?
ghetto_child 19
hidden option #4 - the classic paper bag trick.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Maybe you should practice smiling.. It could help
cryssycakesx3 23
smiling during sex would be awkward too
Harley326 7
Now I'm imagining Joker's grin on her face and cracking up. I may have to give this one a try.
smokecloud_ 37
I pictured Sheldon's fake smile.
shiffizzle 13
Gosh damn OP! You don't even have to dress up for halloween!
jaymartino86 10
Having sex with an ice queen isn't a top goal for most men
abNormal62 23
Not sure what disturbs me more the fact that you have a resting bitch face that, can turn a man limp, or the fact that you seem quite proud to have the opportunity to share this story.
Jayxe_fml 3
am I the only one who doesn't know what a resting bitch face is?
brittaaany_93 38
Why yes, it appears so. Google is marvelous in these situations.
henrylikestreats 22
I can't tell if you are one of those girls that just lays there and doesn't do anything or if he just really sucks at sex. Good luck with that, I guess.
PizzaElHutt 7
Haha exactly. Either one could be the perpetrator.
TigrexTeeth 16
If you went rbf mode, i imagine he wasn't doing a very good job.
WitEluded 13
Use your newfound powers wisely