Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.
rivaraven 35
Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..
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Comments (94)
HeWillBeLoved105 22
How do you do chronic bitch face during sex. You must not enjoy it.
stephanyovalle 15
On the bright side, you won't have a wrinkled face when you get old. But seriously, was the sex so bad you couldn't make any other expressions ?
mukduk 21
I think I'd rather have smile lines than resting bitch face the rest of my life. Wrinkles aren't exactly a death sentence and it's not like they don't make creams for it or anything.
stephanyovalle 15
Ok but... I was joking :(
mcamilli 14
Haha I wonder how that ended
ghetto_child 19
with him going limp
Sxylilhalfpint 20
atleast it wasn't your O-face that scared him limp.
mistress_paz 30
That's really strange. Did he say it was because of your facial expression that he went limp? Maybe he wanted to blame his ED on you so that was his way of making you feel bad for his problem.
vikky538 29
I am sure..this FML will be the illustrated FML for next week....
Fml_foreva 9
dam
HollyPolly 19
why did you make that face? lol
EddiesGirl 14
maybe you should pay more attention to yourself? that way you'd at least know what face youre making
ModernZelda 19
Resting bitch face while having sex? Even I have the worst RBF, but during sex is just the biggest insult ever. YDI.