By partygirlxxx - 24/05/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML
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JGunit 0
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how do you not know its real?

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ronton 4
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there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs

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JGunit 0
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how do you not know its real?

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drifter5031 0

if I were him I'd kick some ass.

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Gibby_fml 0
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the cockroach is edible --- did you die from eating it? anything that does not harm you by eating it is considered 'edible.' and therefor not an FML, just a little healthy protein, though it may not have tasted very good.

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ronton 4
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there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs

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gladstone123 5
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you know what isn't real? this FML

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Fmyspam 0

Evidently, you don't.

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tiarnatargaryen 23
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117 - like three years later, but anyway, there's cockroach clusters for anyone interested

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wsdarrah 14

They're called Cockroach Clusters. I've had them, they're good. :)

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Hazimius 0
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So he gave you dead cockroaches, which I'm assuming were unwrapped, and you weren't suspicious?

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24788 6
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It's not so bad to eat a cockroach. People eat bugs/spiders around the world.

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Headcase 0
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I do believe the correct term is 'cockroach cluster'. I've eaten roast cockroach cakes before, and they weren't so bad. Raw? Projectile vomiting sounds like a good option.

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8trickster8 0
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What did it taste like? I'd imagine it'd be awful, because they smell terrible when you crush them.

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emer_helena 0
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ew. I'm sure cockroaches are pretty nutritious though. He was just being sweet, caring about your health. aw.

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for wanting to eat anything with Harry Potter on.

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Madalena_fml 0
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How can you not tell that the cockroach was real ? even if it was alive or dead ? this FML goes both ways . FYL cause you ate a cockroach & cause your brother is apparently an ass , & YDI for not knowing what a real cockroach looks like .

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