Lucy
United States
Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mommabuser
Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
lexigan4
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
HttpsHaileyy
United States
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
hamsterlovinn
United States
Hammy
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
hellphone_fml
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
redeye
United States
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Miss<Younger>Beyoncé
Windhoek, Namibia
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5
Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.
perdix 31
Bad idea! Hell, yeah, that's a bad idea! Your drunk hamster will start to do The Hamster Dance and that annoying song will come on. It will get stuck in your head for weeks until it slowly releases its grip on your brain. . . and then it plays again and the torture starts anew!
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astro_plastic 0
Did he stumble into a corner and talk incoherently to his food dish before crying and telling you how much you mean to him? Don't let that one in his ball tonight.
iheart 0
^OMG WIN
XanimalloverX 0
I used to have a hamster named coconut. he was put to sleep because he had a cancerous tumor blocking his stomach so he couldn't eat
astro_plastic 0
lulz
Emilyroxx 3
hamsters getting high. that is somthing that would be intresting to see.
guillette123 0
you brother deserves to be tortured.
Ruminati 0
Don't be surprised if one day PETA knocks on your door.
BeatNik169 3
How old is your brother?
gagtjs 0
here is a list of punishments for him depending on his age :) 1-4 nothing 5-8 yell at him 8-14 hit him (not hard more of a smack) 15 higher ants in bed or my favourite marbles and mouse traps on the floor and at night say hes cars getting toad so he runs and falls on trap :) have fun!!!!
hedgehogs 0
I would think that could kill such a small animal. Unless he's very young and really doesn't understand such things, I'd have to vote with #115. If he is really young, the cage needs to be out of his reach.
eatmybeans 0
wat happend? ^-^ i want to know!!!!
LizParker 0
ur hamster should be fine, they can stand up to like 10 times more alcohol then a human without getting drunk. its still bad for it though, if i knew that happened to my hamster i would take it to the vet just in case.