Work and Intimacy: Team spirit

Team spirit

By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 05:00

Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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Rookie mistake

By Lokimagnus - 25/03/2020 23:05

Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Content warning

By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 00:00 - Germany

Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 23:00

Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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WFH

By Zzz - 30/01/2017 16:00 - United States - Brighton

Today, I took a team meeting from home. More specifically, my bed. Because I make great decisions, I ended up falling asleep. At some point during my nap, my cat walked over my keyboard, turning on my webcam. I woke up to my video on and no one left in the meeting. Everyone saw. FML

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Listen up

By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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NSFW

By Pornstartled - 03/11/2022 14:00 - Netherlands - Zutphen

Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML

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You deserved it 1 376

PenguinPal3017 19

Tuesday 12 June 2018 5:25

I think your coworkers need a team unviewer.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Tuesday 12 June 2018 5:15

YDI lmao.. The best thing is that they watched for a while.

Comments

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Tuesday 12 June 2018 5:15

YDI lmao.. The best thing is that they watched for a while.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 12 June 2018 5:16

Whoops? I mean, you’re working from home, it’s (probably) your computer, you can do whatever you want on it. These things happen. I say probably in case it’s a company laptop.

Yudith 24

Tuesday 12 June 2018 13:14

Teamviewer means OP was using another computer through his computer...so he was watching **** from another person's computer, using his computer. If it was my computer, I would be pissed...especially if my boss suddently steps in my office.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 12 June 2018 14:13

Huh, I thought it was screen-sharing, not remote usage.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 12 June 2018 14:42

I telework frequently, and I set a computer aside for work, and don't do ANYTHING on that computer I wouldn't do at the office and under the monitoring they do there. Because if there is anything on a company computer, someone will see it.

Misoranomegami 16

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:49

Pretty much. I travel for work and some people think it's odd but I carry both a work and a personal laptop. it's not my company's business when I Skype with my boyfriend at night or watch Netflix (which it would be if I used their stuff) and I'm not adding their security or monitoring software to my laptop.

PenguinPal3017 19

Tuesday 12 June 2018 5:25

I think your coworkers need a team unviewer.

PenguinPal3017 19

Tuesday 12 June 2018 5:31

Coincidentally, one of the contractors on my team went home sick today to work from home. I messaged him this afternoon and he said he'd be working again tomorrow.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 June 2018 7:00

Well, at least everyone knows you’re really sick. Sick in the head, that is!

Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 12 June 2018 8:20

Looks like you’ve got two options. Go back to work and face the music, or move to another country, change your name, grow a mustache, then shave it off, then grow another mustache, and then start a new cult centered around the consumption of chocolate.