Lucy
United States
Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
mommabuser
Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
lexigan4
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
HttpsHaileyy
United States
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
hamsterlovinn
United States
Hammy
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
hellphone_fml
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
redeye
United States
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Miss<Younger>Beyoncé
Windhoek, Namibia
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5
Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.
perdix 31
Bad idea! Hell, yeah, that's a bad idea! Your drunk hamster will start to do The Hamster Dance and that annoying song will come on. It will get stuck in your head for weeks until it slowly releases its grip on your brain. . . and then it plays again and the torture starts anew!
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Crickets 0
lmao I'm pretty sure when he found out he came right to fml to post this and didn't take care of his hamster first.. yup.. @_@
Ajjas013 6
How dare you make a Jesus reference and leave out Chuck Norris!
J0yce 0
How low did he go? ;D
Fminetoo 0
Wow, and i thought it was unique that my dog likes Corona. Today, I learned other peoples pets get to drink alcohol, i thought my German Shepard was unique because it liked Mexican beer. ( Corona) FML
sterrizzill 0
does your dog get high too? my friend had a dog that would drink beer and smoke weed with us and then he would climb up on a chair and sit on his butt like a person! it was a big dog too and you'd just be kicking it there eye to eye with him.
Stotan1228 0
My cat is a stoner dude. Whenever we fire it up she comes running in so we can blow it in her face.
onnielief 4
Is the hamster all right? If so, not really a FML.
onnielief 4
It is no ones business on what you choose to be your profile picture, but don't be surprised about their conclusion. You say you are not a camwhore, and are not trying to be sexy. And yet here you are taking a picture of yourself with your back arched, your behind sticking baclwards and smiling into the camera. It would be interesting to see what would happen if someone else took the picture while you are trying to be sexy. Having said that, don't worry, it is no ones business but your own.
fknmalory 0
according to manswers ,on spike tv, hamsters are the only animal that cannot get drunk. hahah
giggleygirl 0
woah really?
t0xicred 8
yep the only animal that can out drink a human. Thank you MANswers
Stotan1228 0
HA! told ya 19
giggleygirl 0
haha he prolly got Hella dizzy on his wheel
ninomunoz 0
I know how to work a camera :)
Crazy_Laughter 0
Actually on Manswers they said a hamster can hold like 8 times the amount of alcohol that a grown man can. So it didn't die.