Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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AnnaT24 2
Shoot, that sucks! I didn't get anything for graduating, I got kicked out. I wish I had a snuggie lol.
DrAbe 0
wow bummer they could have atleast got you something better snuggies are stupid
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Comments (189)
Jennika 0
lol @ DieselGirl: "personality traits of a pissed off Badger at the moment" ahahah that's funny. ^_^ U rock. But I know what you mean. I am also at work. Night shift!!
plethora 3
#13 took the words right out of my mouth. Still gonna say it though: LOL IPIDIMY.
Jennika 0
WHOOPs. Ahahahahha I can't spell. :P "epitome" of Awesome. ahaha ipidimy. im a tard
DieselGirl 0
27 i cant spell either, as you can tell i was copying you, hahaha. yup night shift brings our the Bitchyness in all of us. isn't it wonderful. but as for the snuggie thing, cant you just turn your bath robe around and be like 'oh yeah its a Snuggggie' same thing?
redbluegreen 41
If I owned a Snuggie, I'd wear it as a robe just to see if someone gets annoyed.
OmniFML 0
Hey! Snuggies are more convenient, more portable, better for the environment, would help you survive longer in the wild (Man VS. Wild: Special Edition?) and are generally all round cooler than some lame, out-dated idea of television. Be thankful you received such a coolies gift. :P
RJB 0
lol I got a 32 inch LG TV/DVD Combo in one for just my birthday lol. Maybe your poor? idk.
Jennika 0
heh 28 it just isn't the same.... A brand ***** I suppose. XD But that's prob how Snuggies came to be. Some person waking up from a hang over, sticking his robe on backwards.. Well my shift is almost over. Wish I could bring one to work with me at nights. :D Good day!
godtakemenow1448 0
ow that thing is shit thats what my dad gave to my mom for her motheres day
Arinwyn 0
Maybe they assumed you wouldn't have anyone to cuddle up to to keep you warm ;o..