Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I learned never to try a jump-scare prank on my boyfriend. Apparently, his instinct when suddenly scared isn’t to jump or scream like a baby, it’s to throw a blind punch. Luckily, he missed but he broke my glasses by knocking them off my nose and now he won’t stop apologising. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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lilwhtboybrandon 0
make him pay lol
Angel_Vice 0
I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)
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CloneXD11 3
split the mony in half cause it was an accident but also his fault and since you're not mean enough to make him pay the whole thing, right? ;)
Sammara 0
zennioptical.com. I swear, it is a freakin' lifesaver to us poor college kids. I got a pair of glasses, in my prescription and size WITH the lenses that turn into sunglasses outside for about $80 and a pair of basic, no-frills glasses in my prescription and size for $8. Ahhhmazing. They aren't high end, but they do the job and are pretty cool looking.
Charleezee 0
I feel ur pain OP my teacher failed me because he directly said I was too poor to afford school. I failed bcuz I needed glasses, food, and transprtation. I actually slept at school to survive the semester. And I live in Canada:(
j_cat187 20
replace them and mooch off ur friends
letmethinknow 0
you should definitely ask him to chip in. and I know how rough it is to be in college without money for even basic necessities...fyl
Zayna_604 0
I say replace your glasses... :)
k9obsessed 5
Ah, that sucks. You should apply for foodstamps, OP. That way if it happens again you can pay to get them fixed and still be able to buy food. Based on your situation you can get hundreds of bucks worth in foodstamps each month.
fmlpro0987 0
dumbass ask ur rents for extra money to pay for ur glasses
Arschloch04 0
Some people don't speak with their parents or have had a falling out, maybe she doesn't have parents, maybe they're cheap and refuse to give her money, maybe they disowned her. Derp.
rocker_chick23 27
#121: hope your child is a lot smarter than you and takes after the father. You need to go back to school and learn how to spell.
peopleoftheworld 3
what does eating have to do w glasses
Arschloch04 0
She can only afford to buy food or glasses. Read the fml more carefully.
quent10 0
ydi u asshole