Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I learned never to try a jump-scare prank on my boyfriend. Apparently, his instinct when suddenly scared isn’t to jump or scream like a baby, it’s to throw a blind punch. Luckily, he missed but he broke my glasses by knocking them off my nose and now he won’t stop apologising. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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lilwhtboybrandon 0
make him pay lol
Angel_Vice 0
I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)
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cantthink123 12
Believe it or not, if your glasses aren't too badly broken (bent frame, lens popped out, etc.), you can pretty much walk into any optician's shop and they'll fix them for free. The first time this happened to me, I expected to have to pay a lot, but the optician told me that it's considered a courtesy in the trade to fix broken glasses. You usually don't even have to have bought them there in order for them to fix them. As long as it's not something like a shattered lens, they usually can fix it for you for free.
Penguinman909 7
And so man created duct tape, and it was awesome.
ideasrule 13
Unless the glasses were extremely poorly made, I don't see how they could have broken. I've stepped on my glasses before, breaking the frame and popping out the lens, but the lens never cracked a bit. I don't see how a snowball could break the frame, and you can easily superglue the lens back if they popped out.
cybermolly10 7
eyebuydirect.com
pennies_lane 6
just buy yourself a magnifying glass. you might look like a bit of a ********, but at least you'll get to see AND eat :p
texassgirl 0
that's why you should pay the extra 10 dollars for warranty on your glasses I got mine at walmart and if anything happens to them they will fix them for free for like 5 years.
mandypandypants 4
Simple solution. Buy a new pair of glasses and then guilt your boyfriend into feeding you.
gvowens_21 0
go to zennioptical.com it will change your life i get all my glasses from there. i have over a dozen pairs!
jmsbigley 6
make him pay at least half
fml5891 0
There us s website where you conn get super cheap glasses. Ill find it later