Short Kings

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Hornsey

Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML
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angus 9

No stress. In all likelihood there’s no god… the mirror didn’t specify which god. There are thousands to choose from and almost all of them are assholes

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Studious_Gluteus 18

The Flying Spaghetti Monster especially loves short people.

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angus 9

No stress. In all likelihood there’s no god… the mirror didn’t specify which god. There are thousands to choose from and almost all of them are assholes

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Yudith 24

That's a badly made display. If it really showed everything and everyone that was made in God's image, it would have a floor to ceiling mirror.

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Studious_Gluteus 18

The Flying Spaghetti Monster especially loves short people.

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Brightside86 30

Fun fact, Jesus was estimated to be 5'1” to 5'5., based on average heights for men during the 1st Century. I doubt he would have been able to use the mirror either.

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