Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I learned never to try a jump-scare prank on my boyfriend. Apparently, his instinct when suddenly scared isn’t to jump or scream like a baby, it’s to throw a blind punch. Luckily, he missed but he broke my glasses by knocking them off my nose and now he won’t stop apologising. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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lilwhtboybrandon 0
make him pay lol
Angel_Vice 0
I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)
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Comments (145)
yahiko_fml 6
OP could be a commuter student #19, they typically don't get those meal plans. They don't at my school anyway.
Talula1027 0
Your boyfriend is a jerk. I say he gets none from you until your glasses are replaced. The you should seriously consider whether or not someone who chucks a snowball at your face that hard should be your boyfriend...
ideasrule 13
You've never had a snowball fight before? You should consider starting one; it's fun.
RyNo24 4
ydi for being poor...
bigbadtim 7
Don't you have a benefit plan from the school?
rscanlan313 0
why doesnt he buy u the new ones
officechairsoldi 0
Being a former broke-ass student from Ferris I feel your pain...you don't really have a choice though. You can eat for two weeks and have the same problem then. Get the glasses. if he's a halfway decent human being he'll feed ya.
RyNo24 4
get a job... nuff said... I go to college and work. I have a brand new motorcycle and brand new jeep that I pay for... whiney poor people
romano07 0
hooray for violence!
neondeath 0
he brake them he buy them =3
Hockeyboy4280 18
Sounds like the scene from "The Weatherman" movie. Well, I wear glasses to, and the place I got them from (wal mart optical) gives me a life warentee entailing that if I do break my glasses, they'll replace them. Your center doesn't do this? :( and to all saying " go without glasses", I have -1.00 vision which isn't terrible, but I still have trouble reading the board, or seeing far away objects without them. She may have really bad site, like -10.00. Or maybe not, either way, the glasses were prescribed to her for a reason...
neondeath 0
lol if her vis was -10.00 her leneses would be so thick they could stop bullets lol....
Hockeyboy4280 18
Lol true. Well i know that-20.00 is legally blind, and I've known people with -6.00. It really sucks having impaired vision....
Arschloch04 0
I have one eye -3.00 and the other's -3.25. It's not too bad, and this is probably as worse as they will get.
cosmosfromchaos 0
Not really. I have -15/-16 prescriptions and I've broken a pair before. They are thick, but they're not that thick - they have different types of glass/plastic that make them less ridiculous. Totally still breakable. Also, to those saying stuff about buying them online or something, if the prescription is high enough, they might not have it online/be able to do it very fast. My prescription takes weeks to get from stores - they have to send it out to labs and they are wickedly expensive. Those stupid buy a pair-get one free deals are for people who don't even really need glasses to any significant extent - if your prescription is any kind of serious, you don't qualify for it because the lenses cost too much and insurance covers pretty much laughable amounts on glasses, at that. So while people with -1, -2 vision get two shiny, new pairs of glasses, people who actually need them get completely screwed.
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