Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up... - FML

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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ddrluna 2

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:04

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched.

Ana_Aryani 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:26

it aint over till it's over :P YDI

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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:20

FYL man, he had no rights to slam that tennis ball. You should have kicked him in the nuts (oh wait i forgot he has no nuts ahahaha)

unluckydavid 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 15:13

What do you mean he had no right to slam it? The idiot turned his back on the play. The guy was just trying to win. He didn't mean to hit the guy's face. If you were playing a sport would you stop just because the person turned away? The play was still going on, if that's what you're confused about.

NDnation44 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:57

who the **** are you yelling at?

Ana_Aryani 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:26

it aint over till it's over :P YDI

SimpleSimon 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:27

YDI, plain and simple. Learn from your mistake.

CJ090 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:43

Ok this is so everyday life hardly anything to make the statement "my life is ****** and I wish I was dead"

Bored_2_Death 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:09

If you go google fmylife.com the headline for the site is "FMyLife: Share your every day life unfortunate moments and other fail funny stories." Does this not count as an unfortunate moment for funny fail story? It doesn't have to be something like "my life is ****** and i wish i were dead." The point is for it to be funny.

coopcas 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:59

@5- The point of FML is for stories that inconvenience you, and are humourous to others. What do you want to read? "Today, my husband told me that he cheated on my with my sister and spent all of our savings (retirement, emergency, etc.) in a casino last night. To top it all off, I was fired today and woke up to find my cat, dead, lying across my chest. FML" Wow, that's just great.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:31

You turned around to celebrate? I have such funny images in my head for this :D

ddrluna 2

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:04

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched.

redxapplexoxo 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:24

NA-ICE!!!

Mr_Sharkings 5

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:34

Don't get TOO cocky, Star Fox

DrinkBainne 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:37

So you got hit in the face with a tennis ball, if that makes your life suck then it must have been pretty shit to begin with. Idiot.

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