Today, my boyfriend says he is not cheating, because he has "not met them." He just follows half-naked women, likes only the most revealing pictures, and messages them in private. But yes, he is "not cheating." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been in an exclusive, serious relationship with for the last twelve months has been using online dating apps for the past three months, but it's "only chatting" and he doesn't consider it cheating. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is still liking other semi-naked girls at Instagram, even though I'd told him a month ago that it makes me feel insecure. It's time to say goodbye to him; I can't find a man with integrity. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
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DLBL 23
Sounds like he's looking for an opportunity to cheat, if he's messaging them.
duchessdoughnut 2
Do the same then, message half naked men and tell him it’s not cheating. The arsehole won’t have a leg to stand on.
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Comments (6)
Lost Reggie 22
So... he's a human being. YDI.
DLBL 23
Sounds like he's looking for an opportunity to cheat, if he's messaging them.
duchessdoughnut 2
Do the same then, message half naked men and tell him it’s not cheating. The arsehole won’t have a leg to stand on.
FluffythePink 24
Just dump the shit. He doesn't respect you, doesn't seem to really like you and is just getting off on treating you like this. Exactly what is the point of putting up with it a moment longer than necessary? Pull your big girl pants up, dust off your self respect and yeet that mofo out of your orbit.
juggalo2 22
Every relationship is different. If he knows you don't like it, and he keeps doing it anyway or he hides it from you, then it's cheating.
core01 30
It's disrespectful to you. Chuck him to the curb sso he can chase as much tail as he wants.