Intimacy: Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend...

By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Justmyluck - 15/11/2017 06:00

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 052

By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:34

Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.

humorizer 14

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:54

My dog would beg to differ.

Comments

briannavengance 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:43

You guys are ******* stupid. Someone shouldn't have to shave just because someone else doesn't like it. Grow the **** up. Besides, if you shave, you look like a pre-pubescent girl you ******* pedophiles

TiNkErBeLl1713 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:20

Did u get the gum out or did he

Daydreamer4466 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 14:51

All I say is shave that sticky spot.

aPieceOfFruit 16

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:01

Damn, all of you ppl are acting like he is Hitler or something. It appears he just has a particularly bad sense of humor. #278 Don't throw around words like demeaning. that's how sexism/race wars get started.Get some perspective.

WhiteAsNoise3 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:56

Shave that bush!

caligurl50 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 6:02

Wtf? That's disgusting that you dont shave.

anncorinnelife 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:55

Dump him. He shoulda just told you

akichan15 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 18:00

maybe it's time you hire the gardener huh?

JormpJomp 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:18

Shaving is absolutely unnecessary and a completely personal choice and you have no obligation to shave. I'm guessing most people who are claiming that "everyone shaves/should shave" are still adolescent, because nobody really gives a shit about your pubes when you're an adult. Besides, shaved vaginas are typically for ***** or girls with low self esteem who feel like they HAVE to shave. LAAAAME. In my experience, guys who give a crap about your pubes being shaved ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS suck at giving oral. So they're pretty much worthless. Just dump him and move on.

kristen69 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:52

I shave! And 1 I'm not a **** and 2 I don't have a low self esteem I just don't like body hair. Just because a girl shaves doesn't automatically make them a ****.