By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.

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Pendragon525 0

What a douchebag. I say do a Takashi (Revenge of the Nerds reference): put undiluted liquid heat in all his underwear. (JKOC)

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SamanthaSaurus 13

This: "Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!" is really suiting for this FML.

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LovesickLeopard 0

Then shave! I did when my boyfriend asked me to. Now, he can't keep his hands off me. It was the best investment I ever made! Just make sure to only shave every few days or you'll get so many razor bumps, it'll look like you have herpes.

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ilikeemsmall 4

Shave that bush! Nobody wants a face full of nasty poon hair.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Um, it's not mandatory to shave. There's this new thing called a choice. OP made one.

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tigermilz 1

I know what to get you for Christmas ?! Can you guess what it is

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oklahomaguy 0

So sick of people saying pubic hair is there for a reason. You had better have hairy legs and pits too, otherwise you are a hypocrit.

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iSpasticFantasti 14

Hey! You wanna know why girls don't have leg hair and armpit hair and are "hypocrites" for not wanting to go that extra step of uncalled for ******* grooming? Because some.girls who held back until highschool because they didn't think shaving the thin golden hairs on their legs wasn't the most important thing in the world were bullied mercilessly everyday by pricks like you, they were bullied to the point where they resisted until the very last snarky ******* remark and then they caved and shaved and knew they'd have to keep it up for ungrateful bastards like you! Then the whole ******* world went insane as the age of shavers got smaller and smaller with girls starting shaving in grade 2 and 3. Then, girls started shaving their arms and their feet, they started plucking their brows and wearing makeup not for themselves but for ***** like you that bully them! Then they grew pubic hair and when they looked at it, they thought, "I am ugly and this is ugly". BUT THEN... BING ******* epiphany: I grew this hair because I am a woman, my ****** is beautiful and all vaginas are different, I will always fight pricks who think they have some right to my rituals and my body and no one but the one I accept will see my ******, so get the **** out of our pants you stupid piece of shit.

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chosha_fml 26

Can't believe how many people chose YDI. Nobody deserves a wad of gum in their pubes. I'd dump him for that - demeaning and totally out of line.

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