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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By SHUT UUUUUP - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML

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Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.

mozeszback 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 22:05

Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk

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dansco 24

Monday 28 February 2011 6:27

Comeback ideas - pick up whatever is playing this awful racket and smash it over their head! Or get them drunk and do the first one lol

zargon 1

Monday 28 February 2011 6:48

Misdemeanor destruction of personal property (and that's assuming something relatively cheap playing the music; if it's a brand new Macbook it's felony destruction) and felony aggravated assault? Hilarious revenge you've cooked up there!

Live4CelebrityEl 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:44

hahaha excellent

notsofriendly 17

Monday 28 February 2011 9:04

ydi for not liking amazing grace on bagpipes, that song is beautiful

gabeloz 0

Monday 28 February 2011 18:34

why wpuld they play "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes?

JenL_fml 7

Monday 28 February 2011 23:53

why WOULDN'T they?

mrflyinglemur 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:39

if u don't want a head ache don't be hungover..

ragzilla 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:31

that song is beautiful and deserves respect.

PJL_3 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 1:12

dropkick murphys!

cross15 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:11

the song is amazing grace by the dropkick murphys

Madstar744 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 17:28

what's wrong with getting drunk every so often? Just because it's happened once doesn't mean that they're irresponsible or an alchoholic!

EmoGothPunkKid66 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 23:42

lmmfao

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