Health: Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose...

are you referencing that FML about the guy what had a blood nose, dripped his blood onto a knife, took photos of it and now has to see the school shrink? if yes, nicely done.

you_failed 15

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:13

Oooh that sounds lovely! :) Just kidding but that's not good. :| FYL OP.

drzhottie148 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:13

Trying to add a diffrent taste to it huh

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Sunday 27 February 2011 2:21

thats crazy what did u do with the bowl?? eat the noodles or hit your nose with it lol

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:24

that's revolting...

sarabraun8 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:42

gotta get that checked out

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Sunday 27 February 2011 6:33

what if it's a STD. :O

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Sunday 27 February 2011 7:49

he has herpes..herpes hates hot food

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Sunday 27 February 2011 7:52

tell that to science! maybe the cure for herpes is jalepeños. you should test this by pouring hot sauce on your genitals.

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Sunday 27 February 2011 9:40

that would feel... warm. hot sauce doesnt burn your cock dude

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Sunday 27 February 2011 2:46

Your life is fucked because you got a nose bleed? Sure.

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Sunday 27 February 2011 5:00

I was thinkin the same thing..

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