Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose...

By mwja - 26/2/2011 22:59 - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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By SirEBC | 7

#2126852 - Sunday 27 February 2011 3:22

I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.

By KaySL | 24

#2126722 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:21

I know, right? I actually shat my asshole out after eating chipotle for the first time, but I could never give that shit up, son. I'm a proud member of the Eric Cartman Society of Chipotle Lovers. Werd.

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By SarahStarzz | 0

#2126650 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

haha YDI :P

By MsSoulReaper | 27

#2126652 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

By Hal0kittyable | 0

#2126657 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

Ouch...maybe you shouldn't eat that anymore...

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2126708 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:17

Give up good food because of a bloody nose?! I think nott.

philpip | 7

#2126711 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:20

Nicely worded! ;D

KaySL | 24

#2126722 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:21

TheWazBe | 0

#2127426 - Sunday 27 February 2011 7:27

I actually shat my asshole out?
Is that correct? Just wondering.

Adamantoise | 0

#2127636 - Sunday 27 February 2011 9:04

Maybe it wasn't the food. A spontaneous nose bleed, perhaps.

insanesna1l | 0

#2128177 - Sunday 27 February 2011 11:38

nose bleeds can be caused by spicy foods or exertion during exercise

crazytoaster | 2

#2128402 - Sunday 27 February 2011 13:10

Dibbs on 'A Fountain of Blood' as a band name!

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2129067 - Sunday 27 February 2011 14:00

10 - How much weight did you lose after you shat your asshole out?

devilcb | 5

#2132940 - Monday 28 February 2011 13:37

that's why you don't snort ramen

OtakuKev | 7

#5767467 - Monday 25 November 2013 10:08

Oh please, it wasn't the noodles that gave him the nose bleed, he just happened to see something perverted whilst eating those noodles xD

By piiing | 0

#2126685 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:12

take pics, bloody pics are hot.

Jammy01jams | 2

#2127110 - Sunday 27 February 2011 5:21

uuhh WTF is wrong with you?

Taz_the_Spaz | 0

#2127446 - Sunday 27 February 2011 7:35

No, what is wrong with you?!? Everyone gets turnee on by bloody pics.

milakitty21 | 0

#2127569 - Sunday 27 February 2011 8:26

actually I'm more turned on by your icon picture.

ComTlancy | 12

#2128930 - Sunday 27 February 2011 13:20

are you referencing that FML about the guy what had a blood nose, dripped his blood onto a knife, took photos of it and now has to see the school shrink?

if yes, nicely done.