Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML
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SirEBC
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I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.
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KaySL
| 24
I know, right? I actually shat my asshole out after eating chipotle for the first time, but I could never give that shit up, son. I'm a proud member of the Eric Cartman Society of Chipotle Lovers. Werd.
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SarahStarzz
| 0
haha YDI :P
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MsSoulReaper
| 27
That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!
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Hal0kittyable
| 0
Ouch...maybe you shouldn't eat that anymore...
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Give up good food because of a bloody nose?! I think nott.
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philpip
| 7
Nicely worded! ;D
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KaySL
| 24
I know, right? I actually shat my asshole out after eating chipotle for the first time, but I could never give that shit up, son. I'm a proud member of the Eric Cartman Society of Chipotle Lovers. Werd.
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TheWazBe
| 0
I actually shat my asshole out?
Is that correct? Just wondering.
Is that correct? Just wondering.
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Adamantoise
| 0
Maybe it wasn't the food. A spontaneous nose bleed, perhaps.
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insanesna1l
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nose bleeds can be caused by spicy foods or exertion during exercise
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crazytoaster
| 2
Dibbs on 'A Fountain of Blood' as a band name!
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
10 - How much weight did you lose after you shat your asshole out?
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devilcb
| 5
that's why you don't snort ramen
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OtakuKev
| 7
Oh please, it wasn't the noodles that gave him the nose bleed, he just happened to see something perverted whilst eating those noodles xD
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piiing
| 0
take pics, bloody pics are hot.
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Jammy01jams
| 2
uuhh WTF is wrong with you?
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Taz_the_Spaz
| 0
No, what is wrong with you?!? Everyone gets turnee on by bloody pics.
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milakitty21
| 0
actually I'm more turned on by your icon picture.
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ComTlancy
| 12
are you referencing that FML about the guy what had a blood nose, dripped his blood onto a knife, took photos of it and now has to see the school shrink?
if yes, nicely done.
if yes, nicely done.
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you_failed
| 15
Oooh that sounds lovely! :)
Just kidding but that's not good. :| FYL OP.
Just kidding but that's not good. :| FYL OP.
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drzhottie148
| 0
Trying to add a diffrent taste to it huh
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rlet
| 1
thats crazy what did u do with the bowl?? eat the noodles or hit your nose with it lol
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
| 13
that's revolting...
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sarabraun8
| 7
gotta get that checked out
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FMLPanda89
| 0
what if it's a STD. :O
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creamcheese724
| 0
he has herpes..herpes hates hot food
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randomaccess745
| 0
tell that to science! maybe the cure for herpes is jalepeños. you should test this by pouring hot sauce on your genitals.
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Suchagoonnn
| 4
that would feel... warm. hot sauce doesnt burn your cock dude
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odexy
| 12
Your life is fucked because you got a nose bleed? Sure.
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afdude87
| 6
I was thinkin the same thing..