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I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.

I know, right? I actually shat my asshole out after eating chipotle for the first time, but I could never give that shit up, son. I'm a proud member of the Eric Cartman Society of Chipotle Lovers. Werd.

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That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

Ouch...maybe you shouldn't eat that anymore...

Give up good food because of a bloody nose?! I think nott.

Nicely worded! ;D

I know, right? I actually shat my asshole out after eating chipotle for the first time, but I could never give that shit up, son. I'm a proud member of the Eric Cartman Society of Chipotle Lovers. Werd.

I actually shat my asshole out? Is that correct? Just wondering.

Maybe it wasn't the food. A spontaneous nose bleed, perhaps.

nose bleeds can be caused by spicy foods or exertion during exercise

Dibbs on 'A Fountain of Blood' as a band name!

10 - How much weight did you lose after you shat your asshole out?

that's why you don't snort ramen

Oh please, it wasn't the noodles that gave him the nose bleed, he just happened to see something perverted whilst eating those noodles xD

take pics, bloody pics are hot.

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uuhh WTF is wrong with you?

No, what is wrong with you?!? Everyone gets turnee on by bloody pics.

actually I'm more turned on by your icon picture.

are you referencing that FML about the guy what had a blood nose, dripped his blood onto a knife, took photos of it and now has to see the school shrink? if yes, nicely done.

Oooh that sounds lovely! :) Just kidding but that's not good. :| FYL OP.

Trying to add a diffrent taste to it huh

thats crazy what did u do with the bowl?? eat the noodles or hit your nose with it lol

that's revolting...

gotta get that checked out

what if it's a STD. :O

he has herpes..herpes hates hot food

tell that to science! maybe the cure for herpes is jalepeños. you should test this by pouring hot sauce on your genitals.

that would feel... warm. hot sauce doesnt burn your cock dude

Your life is fucked because you got a nose bleed? Sure.

I was thinkin the same thing..