By freshman - Canada
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
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  Jizwold  |  0

ydi for wanting to have a party. just get high by urself and then go fuck ur girlfriend it's basically the same experience but without all ur shit being broken and a hangover

By  thatnucca  |  36

I was going to ask if you screamed that loud during sex too, but with the above-stated desperate antics, I hardly doubt if those bushes down there aren't still filled with squirrels... Smh! YDI!