FML : Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence...

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Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By freshman / Friday 25 March 2011 23:05 / Canada

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By mikejunior88 | 4

#2243322 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:08

Fail. YDI.

By maz255 | 10

#2243335 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?

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By mikejunior88 | 4

#2243322 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:08

Fail. YDI.

cross3 | 3

#2243498 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:47

agreed lmfao 

ydi for being weird lmfao

liquidfireKAN | 0

#2244294 - Saturday 26 March 2011 13:55

yeah I doubt they even cared.. That was a pretty stupid thing to do...

dirtyblond | 4

#2244787 - Saturday 26 March 2011 16:15

YDI for being selfish & not inviting anyone else over!

Jizwold | 0

#2244901 - Saturday 26 March 2011 16:37

ydi for wanting to have a party. just get high by urself and then go fuck ur girlfriend it's basically the same experience but without all ur shit being broken and a hangover

laurbear12 | 3

#2246776 - Sunday 27 March 2011 4:00

81 shut up

cupcake10101 | 0

#2259138 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:29

forever alone...

By Salcedo18 | 0

#2243332 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

your so lame

bugmefmlnotnow | 7

#2243341 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

You're

redbluegreen | 40

#2243440 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:26

You're so vain, you probably think this comment is about you.

a_girl_i_know | 0

#2243470 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:38

Mike Posner song reference?

AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#2243487 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:44

Mike Posner song reference? Wow... just... no.

I was going to go off on a tangent about 12 year olds but according to your profile you're 23. You have no excuse.

FOR SHAME!!!

a_girl_i_know | 0

#2243504 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:47

please explain what was so wrong with my comment

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2243542 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:57

haha mike posner..... good one. Carly Simon ftw

a_girl_i_know | 0

#2243555 - Saturday 26 March 2011 9:01

well I'm sorry I guess? He just has a song that contains a similar line.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2243587 - Saturday 26 March 2011 9:09

it's ok it's not your fault, it's society's fault.

redbluegreen | 40

#2243594 - Saturday 26 March 2011 9:12

It's actually more or less the same line, but I was quoting Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain' from 1972.

rallets | 22

#2244006 - Saturday 26 March 2011 12:19

you think youre cooler than me

zDylanz | 6

#2244052 - Saturday 26 March 2011 12:37

Nice life...

By maz255 | 10

#2243335 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?

nikkilynne | 0

#2243552 - Saturday 26 March 2011 9:01

It all depends on what you're on man.

CommonSenseKarma | 17

#2243663 - Saturday 26 March 2011 9:41

Think about it, maz. Just sit back and think a looonng little think...

Laughing_Cow | 0

#2244202 - Saturday 26 March 2011 13:21

why can't they just whisper

SassiestLemon | 2

#2245159 - Saturday 26 March 2011 17:40

57- Exactly, then everybody could be stoned in peace.

Skoff_fml | 27

#6215692 - Friday 27 February 2015 14:24

All the best parties are full of screamers

By bugmefmlnotnow | 7

#2243353 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:12

YDI YDI; You deserve it you dumb idiot.

SassiestLemon | 2

#2245172 - Saturday 26 March 2011 17:43

6- You're so right, you stupid, stupid face.

By oooKiLLaHooo | 0

#2243369 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:15

wow..ydi for being so pathetic..maybe if you spent more time trying to get friends than pretending to have friends, then you'd actually have some.

iluffmcrandbvb | 1

#2245791 - Saturday 26 March 2011 23:47

haha i love ur profile pic

By Littlemiss__LOL | 0

#2243370 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:15

Agreed. Maybe you should spend less time pretending to have friends, and go out and actually make some.

By a_girl_i_know | 0

#2243375 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:16

You're that desperate? That's just sad

By thatnucca | 36

#2243384 - Saturday 26 March 2011 8:17

I was going to ask if you screamed that loud during sex too, but with the above-stated desperate antics, I hardly doubt if those bushes down there aren't still filled with squirrels... Smh! YDI!