noname
France
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
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Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
SHUT UP
Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
sleeplessinrichmond
Bronx, United States
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
lovehaterelationship
Graz, Austria
Patience
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
jm_track
United States
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Anonymous
We live in a society
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
This is war!
Today, my flat has turned into a pigsty. My flatmate decided to make the lounge his bedroom and it looks like a bomb has hit it. I haven’t been able to sleep, as he doesn’t sleep at night and talks to friends all night long or plays loud music. FML
SHUT UUUUUP
United States
Roommates from hell, part 4765
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
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yoursavinggrace 0
Pft, I wish I could play James Bond on the trumpet.
Eir_fml 1
I agree with 2 and 3, that sounds pretty cool.
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Comments (36)
greenman_fml 0
piss in his trumpet to teach him a lesson
M0rt 0
Why would you ever do something like that to a poor trumpet. Piss in the guys mouth instead
Eir_fml 1
I agree with 2 and 3, that sounds pretty cool.
yoursavinggrace 0
Pft, I wish I could play James Bond on the trumpet.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
I love this man already
juicebahx 0
Your flatmate sounds BA.
lilymoose 0
I love this guy. lol. you're crazy. james bond is amazing.
Sa_Ku 0
It can be annoying if its an every day must do.
Fields4mint 0
Have you considered asking him to turn it down?
MukyDaCookie 0
Wow, I would kick his ass. Opera? Fine if you like, but don't force it on me. I won't force my old school rap on you. Pleae don't start a rant about rap here, PLEASE. I realise that alot of people will diss it and I am expecting 100+ emails tonight complaining about it.
mjane 0
haha this guy thinks people care that he likes old school rap