Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
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Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.
mozeszback 0
Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk
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Comments (137)
Kylias 6
imo, nobody deserves that for anything ever.
twistdintensi0ns 0
haha! fyl drunkie
Madrias 36
Be glad I didn't wake you up. Nothing says 'hangover punishment' like a 110 dB airhorn in the morning.
maddiester 5
its not even spaghetti. so remind your mom.
satanic_fml 13
korn-named after my favorite food and rhymes with my favorite thing to watch....but they still suck
mandapanda27 5
Sounds like a Dropkick Murphys song :) Sorry about your day though, OP!
Jagzy 0
Bagpipes are AWESOME!
Sheilatakeabow 0
Dropkick Murphys! Yay! Nice way to wake up, I think.
evildemonchild 18
if your roommate drinks. play "Highway to Hell" :3 problem solve
satanstolemysock 11
Try being woken up by a combination of Lamb Of God and a chainsaw.