By facepalmshroomer - 07/02/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
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feelslikeanoose 0

How could you not know that mushrooms would last that long? And why on earth would you do ANY drug other than marijuana before a presentation?? Come-on people!

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I_Hate_Tpyos 0

obviously you were hallucinating too much to read that he said it was his first time.

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I_Hate_Tpyos 0

obviously you were hallucinating too much to read that he said it was his first time.

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feelslikeanoose 0

How could you not know that mushrooms would last that long? And why on earth would you do ANY drug other than marijuana before a presentation?? Come-on people!

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akg98 13

OTHER than marijuana?! Seiriously?! ALL NONPRECIPTION DRUGS R BAD

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qqaz 6
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Are you serious?? Is that what mommy taught you? Marijuana is really not a bad drug, unless smoked in very excessive amounts...

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insomniac8400 13
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Awwww, how precious... the majority of prescription drugs are ten times worse for you than cannabis or even charms. almost every painkiller on the market is basically refined heroin

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joenuuuuu 0
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^ i like this guy

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redonkulon 2

Yeah so how did the presentation go?

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noway_le 0

that's hilarious and i can relate in more ways than you can imagine. i love you.

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hallucinog3n 0

the first time i ever ate mushrooms i had to talk to my mom for 45 minutes, and apparently the conversation we had was completely coherent. i would believe that the presentation did well (although i'd MUCH rather hear that it failed miserably)

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MCart_fml 0

Your friend gave you a "great day on the beach" amount of mushrooms rather than a "still coherent at a party" amount of mushrooms.

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midnyte 0
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I'm sure your presentation was lively and colorful. Literally.

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Eir_fml 1

so naturally, you tried them at about 6, and you were fine by 12, and had your presentation go off without a hitch, right? I'm assuming this is true, since you didn't say when you had them

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starrieyed 0
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hahaha that SUCKS

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yougotboyed 0
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you are a joker

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