By facepalmshroomer - 07/02/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
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How could you not know that mushrooms would last that long? And why on earth would you do ANY drug other than marijuana before a presentation?? Come-on people!

obviously you were hallucinating too much to read that he said it was his first time.

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obviously you were hallucinating too much to read that he said it was his first time.

How could you not know that mushrooms would last that long? And why on earth would you do ANY drug other than marijuana before a presentation?? Come-on people!

OTHER than marijuana?! Seiriously?! ALL NONPRECIPTION DRUGS R BAD

Are you serious?? Is that what mommy taught you? Marijuana is really not a bad drug, unless smoked in very excessive amounts...

Awwww, how precious... the majority of prescription drugs are ten times worse for you than cannabis or even charms. almost every painkiller on the market is basically refined heroin

^ i like this guy

Yeah so how did the presentation go?

that's hilarious and i can relate in more ways than you can imagine. i love you.

the first time i ever ate mushrooms i had to talk to my mom for 45 minutes, and apparently the conversation we had was completely coherent. i would believe that the presentation did well (although i'd MUCH rather hear that it failed miserably)

Your friend gave you a "great day on the beach" amount of mushrooms rather than a "still coherent at a party" amount of mushrooms.

I'm sure your presentation was lively and colorful. Literally.

so naturally, you tried them at about 6, and you were fine by 12, and had your presentation go off without a hitch, right? I'm assuming this is true, since you didn't say when you had them

hahaha that SUCKS

you are a joker