Lud@l
Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nine inch nails
Today, mere hours after getting my knee out of plaster and walking normally again, I stepped on a giant nail, which went through my shoe and came out of the top of my foot. Surgery on the splintered bone, bandages, and no putting weight on it for at least 2 weeks. Here I go again. FML
ocdeane
Mainz, Germany
Disgusting
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Anonymous
Hampton, United States
Dr Phil reruns
Today, I’m being kept awake in the middle of the night trying to distract myself with trashy TV as my entire foot radiates with pain. The surgery was a week ago. FML
nothisfault
France
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Anonymous
Back to square one
Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
k……
United States
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Mrs sensitive nose
Stinki Boi
Today, my nose finally unblocked after a week of having a cold. Now all I can smell is the disgusting stench of my husband's pits. We've argued three times already about his refusal to shower more than once a week. FML
Anonymous
Walk it off
Today, while helping my wife clean the bathroom, I stepped in a puddle of neat bleach she'd randomly left by the shower door. I washed it off straight away but now an hour later I have burns on the bottom of my foot and can’t put weight on it. FML
Top comments
ZH13 0
OK, #6. he had a cast (made of plaster). he got it taken off a month ago. it still smells like feet because either he didn't wash it or he likes to rub his feet all over his arms.
Lanni 0
**** everyone's lives for having feet
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Shmatterhorn 38
Woo hoo!
denna44 14
Why on earth would u think to sleep outside
rebeccacmlc 22
Haha this made my day ! You must have had the shot scared out of you on the moment but it's a hilarious story !
scottishoatmeal 22
I love how you state camel twice. Made me laugh! Favourited
connorhperkins 9
Sounds like fun actually
comrade850 9
What's the big deal? THATS a story ?
Kidd_Ant 18
I applaud you sir.
thatweirdasian 22
That actually sounds pretty cool. And like many people have commented, it would be an interesting story to share back home. ^_^ Hope you had fun!