By ollie179 - 15/08/2011 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 340
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Think before you act. You never know what's really going on and can get in serious trouble when you do something like that lol. Besides let a kid ride regardless till he's done. Don't just kick him off xD.

YDI. I understand the thought process, but you probably should have talked to the parents first.

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Think before you act. You never know what's really going on and can get in serious trouble when you do something like that lol. Besides let a kid ride regardless till he's done. Don't just kick him off xD.

hey you don't hesitate with GTA suspects, they can pull AKs out of their pockets

It reminds me of that full house episode when Jesse went out looking for michelle's bike xD

that tricycle is what all the cool kids were riding. thanks to you, that kiddy will never be a cool kid. >:(

Pretty sure he was thinking, just happened to be wrong

don't lie, you were just jealous and wanted a new trike.

I doubt a little kid would steal a tricycle

36 - Two words: Stewie Griffin.

This FML reminds of the song "Welcome to my Hood."

Your an idiot for thinking that only ur son has that specific type of bike and no one else in the world does!

Nice going douche bag. You're the type that grabs a similar looking piece of luggage at the airport too, right?

81, I have done that before. I grabbed this brown with huge pink polka dots and a pink ribbon across it bag and turns out the obnoxious looking bag wasn't mine. the only reason carried that bag was to make sure it would be easy to spot but I guess that other lady thought the same.

Shut up nigger

#23- That's exactly what I thought! :D

Omg I was thinking the same thing

48 I totally read that in stewies voice hahaha

Kids dad: what tricycle?!?!?!

Well genius...companies dont make one of anything they make several if not millions..as for ur child he should get a bike lock if hes old enough to ride the tricycle HE CAN PUT A LOCK ON..jk idc

@38 What the fuck did I just read?

38, if you were "just kidding", and don't care, why write that pointless, long, grammatically incorrect sentence.

-93, What's your excuse?

96 - what's yours? Mine is to keep this comment theme going.

95* ... i ruined it. why keyboard why.

95,mine was I felt like trolling, and I can assure you mine is neither long, nor grammatically incorrect. Good day.

"If" in your post should be capitalized. Not to mention the cardinal sin of asking a question and putting a "." instead of a question mark. Baday to you, sir.

Bidet*. My bag.

Not to mention a RUN-ON sentence. You need proper punctuation in your life my friend. So, your sentence is neither grammatically correct, nor short.

Remember, never jump to conclusions. No matter how sure you are there is always a little detail that is overlooked. :D

is there someone behind you?

Yes. My genital eating pet zombie named Francesco.

he eats your genitals?

Alas no. Just those of trolls. He finds them... Satisfying.

thought so, it should be a genital pleasing pet zombie named me

TheLastChild lol i like ur display pic of u bending down with ur mouth wide open

CommonSense I like how you're trying to imply something about me by a silly picture I took :)

I think he's just trying to be a purv :0 it's working

so am I 66 but with good intentions

It's just weird lol

Perhaps it's time to change the picture -_-

Eh I think it looks good

bow chicka bow oww

Lol I'm a girl and straight, I wasn't saying ur pic looks bad, it's fine if u like it then leave it don't change

Aaand I wasn't implying that ur a slut or that u like to give bj's

The people have spoken

You look fine

Hey guys, ever wondered what oranges would be called if it was a different color?

unless she likes to do that lol no ones judging haa

Haha I've ways wondered whether they named it an orange cause of the color or they called it orange cause of the fruit

79, you look fine, killing it on the rhyme....schemes, boom

YDI. I understand the thought process, but you probably should have talked to the parents first.

It's ok. You're preventing the kid from stealing later in life. You're such a role model to your community OP.

Why wouldn't you go to the kids parents first instead if just taking it

Wow. Think before you act.

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I had this one friend. He stole stuff a lot. He was white though.

And you never noticed this tricycle until your child's was gone??