FML : Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave...

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Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ollie179 / Monday 15 August 2011 19:14 / United Kingdom

Kids

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By RouletteRed | 6

#3115523 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:16

Think before you act. You never know what's really going on and can get in serious trouble when you do something like that lol. Besides let a kid ride regardless till he's done. Don't just kick him off xD.

By TwitchingNebula | 17

#3115531 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:17

YDI. I understand the thought process, but you probably should have talked to the parents first.

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By RouletteRed | 6

#3115523 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:16

kwchambers92 | 10

#3115624 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:29

hey you don't hesitate with GTA suspects, they can pull AKs out of their pockets

Lucie_love | 4

#3115626 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:29

It reminds me of that full house episode when Jesse went out looking for michelle's bike xD

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3115678 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:39

that tricycle is what all the cool kids were riding. thanks to you, that kiddy will never be a cool kid. >:(

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3115719 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:47

Pretty sure he was thinking, just happened to be wrong

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3115726 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:47

don't lie, you were just jealous and wanted a new trike.

YourEvilHero | 12

#3115763 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:59

I doubt a little kid would steal a tricycle

andy_l | 14

#3115852 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 02:19

36 - Two words: Stewie Griffin.

Jacobt24 | 19

#3116069 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 03:34

This FML reminds of the song "Welcome to my Hood."

CommenSense | 0

#3116142 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 03:50

Your an idiot for thinking that only ur son has that specific type of bike and no one else in the world does!

FarSide | 22

#3116509 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 05:20

Nice going douche bag. You're the type that grabs a similar looking piece of luggage at the airport too, right?

christianmary182 | 0

#3116917 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 06:44

23- yes!!

1greatsk8er | 0

#3117258 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 08:26

36- I would..

free2speak | 14

#3118521 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 02:28

81, I have done that before. I grabbed this brown with huge pink polka dots and a pink ribbon across it bag and turns out the obnoxious looking bag wasn't mine. the only reason carried that bag was to make sure it would be easy to spot but I guess that other lady thought the same.

sandi315 | 0

#3121333 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:47

Shut up nigger

Perci | 5

#3121407 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 12:03

#23- That's exactly what I thought! :D

tinyrosie | 21

#5663895 - Sunday 8 September 2013 04:52

Omg I was thinking the same thing

liketenpandas | 6

#5950116 - Monday 19 May 2014 05:24

48 I totally read that in stewies voice hahaha

By Deamoner | 0

#3115524 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:16

Kids dad: what tricycle?!?!?!

WIZchild | 0

#3115779 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 02:04

Well genius...companies dont make one of anything they make several if not millions..as for ur child he should get a bike lock if hes old enough to ride the tricycle HE CAN PUT A LOCK ON..jk idc

criminalmind | 10

#3116144 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 03:51

@38 What the fuck did I just read?

The_Weirdo | 10

#3116779 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 06:16

38, if you were "just kidding", and don't care, why write that pointless, long, grammatically incorrect sentence.

TwitchingNebula | 17

#3116819 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 06:24

-93, What's your excuse?

koe4 | 0

#3117935 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:48

96 - what's yours? Mine is to keep this comment theme going.

koe4 | 0

#3117945 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:49

95* ... i ruined it. why keyboard why.

The_Weirdo | 10

#3118294 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:52

95,mine was I felt like trolling, and I can assure you mine is neither long, nor grammatically incorrect. Good day.

TwitchingNebula | 17

#3123887 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 06:44

"If" in your post should be capitalized. Not to mention the cardinal sin of asking a question and putting a "." instead of a question mark. Baday to you, sir.

TwitchingNebula | 17

#3123915 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 06:49

Bidet*. My bag.

liketenpandas | 6

#5950118 - Monday 19 May 2014 05:27

Not to mention a RUN-ON sentence. You need proper punctuation in your life my friend. So, your sentence is neither grammatically correct, nor short.

By RabidBunny | 10

#3115528 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:17

Remember, never jump to conclusions. No matter how sure you are there is always a little detail that is overlooked. :D

MyMilkShake2Yard | 0

#3115943 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 02:53

Excuse win.

By TheLastChild | 8

#3115530 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:17

Assumption fail.

kwchambers92 | 10

#3115591 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:23

is there someone behind you?

TheLastChild | 8

#3115768 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 02:01

Yes. My genital eating pet zombie named Francesco.

LouisianaBob | 9

#3115783 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 02:05

he eats your genitals?

TheLastChild | 8

#3115802 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 02:08

Alas no. Just those of trolls. He finds them... Satisfying.

kwchambers92 | 10

#3115816 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 02:11

thought so, it should be a genital pleasing pet zombie named me

CommenSense | 0

#3116153 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 03:52

TheLastChild lol i like ur display pic of u bending down with ur mouth wide open

TheLastChild | 8

#3116164 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 03:56

CommonSense I like how you're trying to imply something about me by a silly picture I took :)

MagicallyFat | 12

#3116194 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 04:03

I think he's just trying to be a purv :0 it's working

kwchambers92 | 10

#3116202 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 04:04

so am I 66 but with good intentions

MagicallyFat | 12

#3116216 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 04:07

It's just weird lol

TheLastChild | 8

#3116272 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 04:19

Perhaps it's time to change the picture -_-

MagicallyFat | 12

#3116340 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 04:32

Eh I think it looks good

kwchambers92 | 10

#3116392 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 04:44

bow chicka bow oww

Glitterhinoceros | 14

#3116476 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 05:12

It looks fine xP

CommenSense | 0

#3116516 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 05:24

Lol I'm a girl and straight, I wasn't saying ur pic looks bad, it's fine if u like it then leave it don't change

CommenSense | 0

#3116523 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 05:26

Aaand I wasn't implying that ur a slut or that u like to give bj's

CommenSense | 0

#3116560 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 05:36

Tga?

MagicallyFat | 12

#3116946 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 06:51

The people have spoken

joethebum | 1

#3116990 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 07:01

You look fine

YayorNay | 8

#3117181 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 07:59

Hey guys, ever wondered what oranges would be called if it was a different color?

IndianO | 0

#3117260 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 08:26

unless she likes to do that lol no ones judging haa

MagicallyFat | 12

#3117262 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 08:27

Haha I've ways wondered whether they named it an orange cause of the color or they called it orange cause of the fruit

1greatsk8er | 0

#3117267 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 08:29

Orange win

kwchambers92 | 10

#3119253 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 06:37

79, you look fine, killing it on the rhyme....schemes, boom

By TwitchingNebula | 17

#3115531 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:17

YDI. I understand the thought process, but you probably should have talked to the parents first.

By Blazingcrono | 6

#3115533 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:17

It's ok. You're preventing the kid from stealing later in life. You're such a role model to your community OP.

By CRoot63 | 5

#3115538 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:17

Why wouldn't you go to the kids parents first instead if just taking it

sara_saturday | 5

#3116896 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 06:39

no kidding!

1greatsk8er | 0

#3117273 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 08:31

Haha no KIDding

By DeathbatAttack | 17

#3115539 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:18

Wow. Think before you act.

By mrjude | 3

#3115548 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:18

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Nemmycakes | 3

#3118388 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:41

I had this one friend. He stole stuff a lot. He was white though.

By elk21dbm | 18

#3115552 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 01:19

And you never noticed this tricycle until your child's was gone??

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