Lud@l
Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nine inch nails
Today, mere hours after getting my knee out of plaster and walking normally again, I stepped on a giant nail, which went through my shoe and came out of the top of my foot. Surgery on the splintered bone, bandages, and no putting weight on it for at least 2 weeks. Here I go again. FML
ocdeane
Mainz, Germany
Disgusting
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Anonymous
Hampton, United States
Dr Phil reruns
Today, I’m being kept awake in the middle of the night trying to distract myself with trashy TV as my entire foot radiates with pain. The surgery was a week ago. FML
nothisfault
France
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Anonymous
Back to square one
Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
k……
United States
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Mrs sensitive nose
Stinki Boi
Today, my nose finally unblocked after a week of having a cold. Now all I can smell is the disgusting stench of my husband's pits. We've argued three times already about his refusal to shower more than once a week. FML
Anonymous
Walk it off
Today, while helping my wife clean the bathroom, I stepped in a puddle of neat bleach she'd randomly left by the shower door. I washed it off straight away but now an hour later I have burns on the bottom of my foot and can’t put weight on it. FML
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ZH13 0
OK, #6. he had a cast (made of plaster). he got it taken off a month ago. it still smells like feet because either he didn't wash it or he likes to rub his feet all over his arms.
Lanni 0
**** everyone's lives for having feet
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mds9986 24
At least it wasn't humping you.
laurellkawes 31
Hey, you decided to sleep outside in a foreign land. You can't be surprised about what wildlife decides to lick. Just be grateful that it was a camel
felicialynnnn 16
That's actually pretty awesome
MisterEx 28
One good camel kick wouldn't do a lot of damage dear. One good camel kick would kill. Years ago I was in touristic visit to Palmyra, Syria (where they keep some camels for tourists and stuff. Not like we have a lot of them camels anyway) anyway, a female friend of mine wandered around and saw a camel humping its camelette, and the camel saw my friend, and ran after her all the way to the tour bus and 3 kicks were good enough to almost flip the massive bus to it's side. Moral of the story: pizza.
nesteremily 31
I'm not really sure what to think about that besides that's kinda cool and a good story to tell.
lksdliz 9
First I had to Google Tunisia because I'm an utter dolt when it comes to world geography. So then I knew that Tunisia looks like a pretty neat destination. So, cool. But now the world needs to know what it FEELS like to be liked by a camel. I'm afraid to Google "what does a camel lick feel like" as I'm concerned that **** will blow up my phone...
capnjacksparrow 7
Whole new take on the princess and the frog
jensenisbatman 12
Why are you complaining
101jumpergirl101 7
Honestly wouldn't be the worst thing to wake up to
nesteremily 31
I feel you. I once woke up to a zebra smelling me and trying to eat my hair.