Besties

By Pinsky - 24/04/2022 18:00

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Today, my wife told me she is no longer sexually attracted to me. She also can’t understand why I still don’t want to go on her 35th birthday trip to London. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Me, neither. I mean, I don't understand why you don't want to go to London. So what if you're a friend-zoned travel buddy? It's ******* London!! Also, I'm not sexually attracted to you, either, in case there was any confusion.

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cuz803 44

That's tough. Maybe it could be a hormonal or medical reason. You can try asking her to go to an endocrinologist and find some answers. If it's not a medical reason, it's a personal issue. Regardless, I can only hope it's not infidelity.

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RichardPencil 30

Me, neither. I mean, I don't understand why you don't want to go to London. So what if you're a friend-zoned travel buddy? It's ******* London!! Also, I'm not sexually attracted to you, either, in case there was any confusion.

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cuz803 44

That's tough. Maybe it could be a hormonal or medical reason. You can try asking her to go to an endocrinologist and find some answers. If it's not a medical reason, it's a personal issue. Regardless, I can only hope it's not infidelity.

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Malachi Melton 3

My wife says the same thing. "All is well. We're still good, but I can have a gf, but if I do, I'm cheating. I'm an ass for trying to stay loyal and she doesn't want to be touched or talked to by me anymore.". Sound right?

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Dirtysalamander1 13

well shit, just divorced. that simple my guy.

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