Me, neither. I mean, I don't understand why you don't want to go to London. So what if you're a friend-zoned travel buddy? It's fucking London!! Also, I'm not sexually attracted to you, either, in case there was any confusion.

That's tough. Maybe it could be a hormonal or medical reason. You can try asking her to go to an endocrinologist and find some answers. If it's not a medical reason, it's a personal issue. Regardless, I can only hope it's not infidelity.

My wife says the same thing. "All is well. We're still good, but I can have a gf, but if I do, I'm cheating. I'm an ass for trying to stay loyal and she doesn't want to be touched or talked to by me anymore.". Sound right?