Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
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epicwaffles 7
Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??
Sir_ND_Pity 35
If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P
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Comments (68)
CanadianCutie22 16
that's awkward
damn_all 22
See what happens when you assume.
juwannaman 11
FAIL
shotgun_girl 17
My mom told me that she and my dad were doing laundry together once and he picked up my sister's thong then asked playfully "Ohhh who's are these?" and she answered "Your daughter's." He then threw them down and I'm not sure if he knows which daughter it was.
iamfireiamdeath 12
Oh no. No no no.
nwwaverider 14
I bet that's a visual you wish you could forget
Liphaem5 22
Why would your first reaction after finding a black thong (that doesn't belong to you), be to wear it? That's a bit strange, no wonder your girlfriend didn't text back.
Kyliej96 6
No one leaves u does behind on purpose…. You should have known it was your daughters.