Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
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epicwaffles 7
Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??
Sir_ND_Pity 35
If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P
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Comments (68)
Pandamonia88 9
I cannot comprehend how you pose seductively with a thong.
ballbearing 10
Me neither. I am trying to imagine it but other than him posing IN the panties...
finnrambo 13
Where's his logic? "gf left to thong in the dryer, better pose with it"
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Put it in the wash again?
Ksweety_fml 27
lmmfao... I can you're face now OP.
CheeseHater 23
What does "I can you are face" mean?
Ins0mau 20
I can you face are see.
jammy101 3
Perv!!!
diaosi 4
This would be much funnier if you had accidentally sent the picture to your daughter.
Ins0mau 20
Congrats! Gives 73 a medal.
love_me_electric 20
Why would you assume the underwear is your girlfriend's if your daughter is also living with you? It could just as easily belonged to either of them, YDI.
empbob 20
The truly FYL of this is that his package fits in his daughters thong.... So sad...
hubbs666 2
No one old enough to have a 16 year old should be seductively posing with anything