Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
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epicwaffles 7
Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??
Sir_ND_Pity 35
If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P
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Comments (68)
amifaiyaz 12
I feel bad for that girlfriend...
Crazynopantsman 11
That's awkward with a capital A. Now you have two problems: Your girlfriend thinks you're cheating. You've worn your daughter's thong.
iJUSTINsane 12
I could be wrong, *braces for gang rape if I am* but i think the dad never actually wore them. From what I understand, the way it was written seems to me that he posed "with" them not "in" them. But regardless, Papa Pantie still has problem number 1
madisonnnnn13 11
I can only imagine what your daughter will do when she sees that picture...
xxmollyxx 25
Why would she see it though?
daminantion 14
24- why would OP show anyone that image? Derp
spazz666 18
Why would you read a comment before you reply to it? Derp. The thong is going to show her the photo, not OP.
ShyAnn29 15
It never says that OP wore them!
pwnman 33
I wonder what your girlfriend might be thinking, OP.
CueTheMusic 22
Just explain to your girlfriend. Hopefully she'll crack up laughing that you accidentally wore your daughter's thong...
CueTheMusic 22
It doesn't explicitly say, but the general consensus seems to be he did and the image is funnier in my mind that way.
boredguyyy 10
Buzzkill
karlcolt45 19
oh nothing turns me on more than when my girlfriend leaves her laundry in my house... said nobody ever
noodleboix 10
Yea cuz every man's first thought when they see a thong is to pose in it. Real nice OP
Giluh 19
The fact that you put them on and put pictures of yourself out there wearing them is a little weird.
kozzard 17
there may be a difference between posing 'with' and posing 'in' something. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't wearing the thong he posed with
alwayswinning123 7
That awkward moment when..