By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 840
You deserved it 3 012

Same thing different taste

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sallen0046 4

So what? People fart. If your date was that bothered by a natural body function, you need to find someone more grown up to go out with.

DrDoofenshmirtz 0

Waiter: ... *farts* Boyfriend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, (Girlfriend's name) Girlfriend: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE DAMN WAITER! Boyfriend: DON'T BLAME THE WAITER! That's it, this date is over. *leaves* Waiter: ... sucker.

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DrDoofenshmirtz 0

Waiter: ... *farts* Boyfriend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, (Girlfriend's name) Girlfriend: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE DAMN WAITER! Boyfriend: DON'T BLAME THE WAITER! That's it, this date is over. *leaves* Waiter: ... sucker.

RedPillSucks 31

That's perrys "after" picture. His "before" picture is what the dog is grabbing in #22's profile picture.

sammyderose123 0

lamo #21 that's hilarious. OP, trust me, its not a big deal even if you did the farting. If one fart is enough for him not to call for date #2, then he wasn't worth it. I would have laughed through the embarassment. Sorry, I don't see the FML. F Your Date maybe

sallen0046 4

So what? People fart. If your date was that bothered by a natural body function, you need to find someone more grown up to go out with.

xkittykatx 0
kristineszLIFE 0
cdatribe23 0

no need to be ashamed!! we all kno it was u....u little devil u lol

According to the book "Waiter Rant", that's an evil technique used by waiters when one party at a table is being a jerk.

skyeyez9 24

I hope you didn't tip the waiter.

lol that's what you get for not tipping last time.