Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
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Top comments
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get a crane to place the tree on top of their car.
j_cat187 20
plant a tree wait 30 years, then crush their house with it
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Comments (165)
bubblebuyy 0
omgg, they soo have to pay for that...
iStayTrollin 0
What the HELL was your car doing under the tree?
thebano 4
yes they are. if the tree was on their property and it's branches went over your property line then you can call the city and complain. learned this in civil engineering & architecture
dancerNsinger4li 0
haha somebody has done this b4 lol
123289 0
dude it fell from their yard. sue them for a new car ;-)
Mitchell8 0
Should've gotten Allstate to protect you from mayhem like that
sbuxchica0918 0
umm their homeowners insurance should pay for it considering the tree was in their yard. you could also make a comprehensive claim to your auto insurance, or just take them to civil court.
Dino1234 0
your eyes are freaking mesmerizing. holy crap
Emrysa 1
You're just as much of a neglectful moron as they are if you knew there was something wrong with the tree, which your "neglected to cut down" implies, and parked under it anyway. YDI. But sue away, because that's what people do when they don't want to be responsible for their own stupidity.
September_fox 2
You know, because trees aren't tall, and it wasn't on their neighbor's property...so there's no way it could have fallen onto OP's driveway, and thus crushed their car.
fadedflyer16 0
plant a tree,wait for it to grow really big and have it fall on their house.then tell them to **** off;)