Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML
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Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get a crane to place the tree on top of their car.
j_cat187 20
plant a tree wait 30 years, then crush their house with it
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Comments (165)
MozzarellaMonky 3
**** that go to police tell ur neighbors to go **** themselves
briannashaw 0
not as bad as a tree falling on your four story house in the beginning of winter...
steveakafranxy 7
if that tree was a safety hazard, then they absolutely have to pay for it
v4extreme 6
they aren't. you'd have to sue.
benderbot19 0
phrase of the day "by law"
Rosyj17 0
r they lawyers?? did they go 2 law skool?? cuz if they didn't then they can't prove anything!! u shuld take them 2 court... lol jk u'd probably lose (no offense) :P
SnailJamsss 6
Go outside, find a tree close to their car, cut it down and make sure it busts all the windows out. Then tell them you're not responsible and don't have to pay for it. Haaa.
jaramia20 5
My friend , they are full of CRAP ... Call your insurance and they will go after them for you ... If they won't , call a layer ...
The_B_Hall 0
I believe an ass whipping is in order.
djewel6 0
bad news for them they are WRONG typical inbred trailer park trash mentality never their fault bad news for them is the principal of negligence through neglect period woulda been one thing if a perfectly healthy tree got ripped out by a tornado but guessing this wasn't the case