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Punching down

By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 04:59

Today, my parents and I went on a hilarious tangent where we rattled off the most ridiculously dark jokes that we could think of. It was going pretty well, until my dad made a joke about diabetes. My mom is diabetic. Now my mom is furious at my dad, and he's blaming me for it. I wasn't the one who made the joke. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 January 2022 5:52

Which of the many great diabetic jokes was it? Was it "a kidney, a gall bladder and a pancreas walk into an ice-cream shop..." or "I said insulin, not insulation!"? So many good ones!

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 22 January 2022 15:23

If it was a joke that would upset the godfather of diabeetus Wilford Brimley then he shouldn't have said it. If not, your mom is overreacting.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 January 2022 5:52

Which of the many great diabetic jokes was it? Was it "a kidney, a gall bladder and a pancreas walk into an ice-cream shop..." or "I said insulin, not insulation!"? So many good ones!

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 22 January 2022 15:23

If it was a joke that would upset the godfather of diabeetus Wilford Brimley then he shouldn't have said it. If not, your mom is overreacting.

Yudith 24

Saturday 22 January 2022 18:47

So... what was the joke?

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