Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
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Top comments
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get a crane to place the tree on top of their car.
j_cat187 20
plant a tree wait 30 years, then crush their house with it
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Comments (165)
unsuccesfulmastu 4
I find you to be repulsively emo
seanders 10
I think she's a Claymore
carnage1108 0
11 your name sounds delicious. you can count me in for blueberrygiraffes for breakfast
Wazilla 0
115 he could of been parked in his driveway and it fell
HOLYSHIAT 3
Pong their car into outer space
bananatruck 1
my uncle is a lawyer they do have to pay for it. they are lying straight to your face.
momo1972 3
remind them that at the same time you get your judgement.
justinhi 0
you should take that tree and shove it up their ignorant asses
jdengel 0
it really doesn't matter what they claim, take them to court sues them for the damages and for any time lost at work, along with emotional hardship
jwshrieky 0
that happened to me and my mom.. if the tree is on their property, they're responsible. find a lawyer.