By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 18:49 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 011
You deserved it 3 842
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

ceinaworus 0

so, I'm going for the most negative comment on FML. rate this as negative please : ) thanks everybody! but seriously, I don't want any positive rate shit going on.

98 18
Reply Report
j_cat187 19

with the steel toe, how you feel though, with my foot cramed up ur ass like a *****.

64 18
Reply Report
Next

Comments

DatDappyDde 0

I bet you are ready for some more steel!

29 66
Reply Report
imlagginglol 0

YDI for being Magneto

0 0
Reply Report
khaya 9

Worst prostate exam ever. Especially in the dark.

20 2
Reply Report
DreaminOfMusic 0

why were both of you guys in the kitchen at 4:40 anyway?!?

16 2
Reply Report
CryMoreFMLs 14

His balls! They are not made of STEEL!!

2 9
Reply Report
Spewn 2

That wasn't your brother.

3 1
Reply Report
Spewn 2

31 What kind of weak arse boots you got?

1 6
Reply Report
nerdchic 5

40 - I work at 5 every morning.. maybe he was getting ready for work or something

6 0
Reply Report
Qeuar 0

Duke Nukem's balls of steel would have no problems dealing with this.

3 7
Reply Report
aquariusangel420 0

29 your avitar is FUCKIN AWESOME!!! O sorry OP that suxs to next time bring a flashlight and some pepper spray next time and spray him in the eyes and kick him in the NUTS THAT'LL TEACH EM

5 12
Reply Report
littlemissFYL 5

not FYL, **** your life bro =[

1 17
Reply Report
thaney18 0

I don't get it.

4 1
Reply Report
maa_rico 4

osama is dead hoot hoot

6 0
Reply Report
whitesox365 0

ding dong! osamas dead! osamas dead! osamas dead! ding dong osama bin laden's dead! and good riddance

4 0
Reply Report
futtbuck101 1

F Osama's life

0 0
Reply Report
d_balu 0

lolz..!

0 2
Reply Report
clarkie_boi_8494 0

is your brother captain falcon by chance

1 3
Reply Report
xxlauruh 0

why is everyone assuming he got kicked in the balls?

3 2
Reply Report
Katie_the_Great 6

2. Man that's MrsBunny's line. lol

0 0
Reply Report
FFML_314 11

You're stupid!!!

0 1
Reply Report
ceinaworus 0

so, I'm going for the most negative comment on FML. rate this as negative please : ) thanks everybody! but seriously, I don't want any positive rate shit going on.

98 18
Reply Report
pickles1994 18

lol I'm going for the sexiest pic in FML ;)

11 5
Reply Report
jimboner69 6

im going for sexiest name on FML

4 14
Reply Report
illmatic2 16

Dang. I hope that all of you guys know that #92 did in fact want you to thumb his comment up. Just lettin' you know in case you didn't already.

7 3
Reply Report
TroII 0

I hope this does not become youtube with the douchebags always saying "thumbs up if you agree"

4 3
Reply Report
ceinaworus 0

haha, you guys, honestly. it was a mockery joke of dumb people. and for the record, I could give two ***** about a "positive" or "negative" comment. HOLY FORESKIN! MY COMMENT IS RATED POSITIVE! shit, someone made it negative. I'm going to kill my self by beating my face with my iPod.

10 7
Reply Report
oliveindamiddle 0

^ that was..... creative..

2 2
Reply Report
ceinaworus 0

thank you. I have the imagination of a wildebeest on cocaine and acid put in a blender and injected into the ileum section of the small intestine.

6 7
Reply Report
chickunkey 0

^ dope

1 6
Reply Report
chrstygrl06 10

Almost sounded like you were describing me.

3 2
Reply Report
onestarjv 3

yo ass got capped!

44 17
Reply Report
seekndestroy 3

no no, it was her toes, didn't you read the FML?

3 13
Reply Report
seekndestroy 3

oh, it actually doesn't say anything about toes. maybe i should have read the FML

12 9
Reply Report
SassiestLemon 2

Woulda sucked if OP had ingrown toenails and got hit on the toes.

12 3
Reply Report
littlemissFYL 5

Your ass is grass.

3 9
Reply Report
kriistalkhalifa 0

Lmao

2 2
Reply Report
ThatLooksSticky 16

...I don't get it.

41 54
Reply Report
balex_fml 0

OP got kicked with steel toe boots.

16 5
Reply Report
rscanlan313 0

no they were playing hid and go seal In the dark and he was wearing steel toe boots

3 24
Reply Report
SpeshulK 0

hide and go seal?

36 4
Reply Report
YtotsDI 0

ya you club a baby seal when you find them :)

26 8
Reply Report
spartanfan68 0

hahahaha lmao but it's actually when your found you must close an envelope

1 14
Reply Report
spartanfan68 0

ie there you are. damn now I have to seal three

4 5
Reply Report
wazupwolf 5

epic fail

0 6
Reply Report
reganera 0

I also didn't get it...most these fmls are written in a weird way that annoys me

7 2
Reply Report
j_cat187 19

with the steel toe, how you feel though, with my foot cramed up ur ass like a *****.

64 18
Reply Report
spartanfan68 0

r.a.p Retards Attempting Poetry

22 9
Reply Report
forkbrother13 0

as he walked through the night he gave his brother a fright now his asshole isnt tight - william shakesphere

28 3
Reply Report
tsim_fml 0

97- h.i.p.h.o.p Highly Incredible People Healing Other's Poetry (putting it to a beat/music) H.A.T.E.R.S (such as yourself) Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success. I know my word play child. Dont ever go against the rap.

11 10
Reply Report
Angi95 3

Wow. You guys are really creative. No conozco como. Pero puedo hablo espanol.

1 12
Reply Report
Garyy_fml 11

I can so see (old) Eminem rapping that.

6 1
Reply Report
atomicbaboon 0

damn! we got some original doctors up in here! aka: dr. seuss.

0 2
Reply Report
Garyy_fml 11

Dr Dre! Bitch Please!

1 1
Reply Report
hahoon11 0

124 dont use english to spanish translators it screws it up, and it makes no sense. it should say "No se como, pero puedo hablar español"

2 2
Reply Report
Nitial 6

Cyanide and Happiness!!

0 0
Reply Report
gman90210 18

No it should say it in english

0 1
Reply Report
dark_path 0

OP, I believe you got a night eating syndrome. I suggest you get professional help.

8 40
Reply Report
SteelCladAngel 0

I go to the kitchen at 4:40 am sometimes getting myself water, getting a bottle for my daughter...maybe op has diabetes and needs to eat every so often....

5 0
Reply Report
jangalianxi 6

Or maybe op woke up at 4:40 to get ready for an early morning work shift or something like that and simply was going to the kitchen for breakfast? A "syndrome" is quite an assumption on so little information.

6 1
Reply Report
atomicbaboon 0

or dark_path was making something we in the medical profession like to call a joke. there seems to be a surplus of people on this site that suffer from a poor sense of humor. I apologize to all of those this syndrome has affected, but there is no cure.

0 2
Reply Report
RyDawg918 0

cool

0 2
Reply Report
stagefight1 0

ouch... your brother needs to burn that shit

2 21
Reply Report
stagefight1 0

that was not meant to be on this, that was for a chat between a friend and I..... wrong box....

1 2
Reply Report
Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0

kick him in the balls!! lol lights??? if u lk my comments email me

4 50
Reply Report
mozeltov 7

don't expect any emails

26 0
Reply Report
MilanKing 0

WTF?

2 1
Reply Report
johnson94 5

are you trying too hard to be funny?

5 0
Reply Report
bmsalinas 13

^ Win.

3 3
Reply Report
1989mustang50 0

wow desperate I see so you are the one with the van that says FREE CANDY!!!

1 0
Reply Report
sheagstaz 0

haha yeah right

0 0
Reply Report
Next