Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML
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DatDappyDde
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I bet you are ready for some more steel!
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imlagginglol
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YDI for being Magneto
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volley4eva1698
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ouch. painful!
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khaya
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Worst prostate exam ever. Especially in the dark.
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DreaminOfMusic
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why were both of you guys in the kitchen at 4:40 anyway?!?
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livgasms
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LOL at #29
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CryMoreFMLs
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His balls! They are not made of STEEL!!
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Spewn
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That wasn't your brother.
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Spewn
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31 What kind of weak arse boots you got?
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nerdchic
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40 - I work at 5 every morning.. maybe he was getting ready for work or something
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Qeuar
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Duke Nukem's balls of steel would have no problems dealing with this.
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aquariusangel420
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29 your avitar is FUCKIN AWESOME!!! O sorry OP that suxs to next time bring a flashlight and some pepper spray next time and spray him in the eyes and kick him in the NUTS THAT'LL TEACH EM
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littlemissFYL
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not FYL, fuck your life bro =[
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thaney18
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I don't get it.
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maa_rico
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osama is dead hoot hoot
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whitesox365
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ding dong! osamas dead! osamas dead! osamas dead! ding dong osama bin laden's dead! and good riddance
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futtbuck101
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F Osama's life
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d_balu
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lolz..!
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clarkie_boi_8494
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is your brother captain falcon by chance
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xxlauruh
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why is everyone assuming he got kicked in the balls?
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Mpsteve13
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pee in his mouth
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DiamondBTroll
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shut up..
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Mpsteve13
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fuck off
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Katie_the_Great
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2. Man that's MrsBunny's line. lol
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dgr8ing
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your hot!!!
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FFML_314
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You're stupid!!!
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snade
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Haha
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ceinaworus
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so, I'm going for the most negative comment on FML. rate this as negative please : )
thanks everybody!
but seriously, I don't want any positive rate shit going on.
thanks everybody!
but seriously, I don't want any positive rate shit going on.
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pickles1994
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lol I'm going for the sexiest pic in FML ;)
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ikillhobbits
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lol fail bro
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jimboner69
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im going for sexiest name on FML
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illmatic2
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Dang. I hope that all of you guys know that #92 did in fact want you to thumb his comment up. Just lettin' you know in case you didn't already.
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TroII
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I hope this does not become youtube with the douchebags always saying "thumbs up if you agree"
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ceinaworus
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haha, you guys, honestly. it was a mockery joke of dumb people. and for the record, I could give two shits about a "positive" or "negative" comment. HOLY FORESKIN! MY COMMENT IS RATED POSITIVE! shit, someone made it negative. I'm going to kill my self by beating my face with my iPod.
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oliveindamiddle
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^ that was..... creative..
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ceinaworus
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thank you. I have the imagination of a wildebeest on cocaine and acid put in a blender and injected into the ileum section of the small intestine.
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chickunkey
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^ dope
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chrstygrl06
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Almost sounded like you were describing me.
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onestarjv
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yo ass got capped!
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seekndestroy
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no no, it was her toes, didn't you read the FML?
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seekndestroy
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oh, it actually doesn't say anything about toes. maybe i should have read the FML
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SassiestLemon
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Woulda sucked if OP had ingrown toenails and got hit on the toes.
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littlemissFYL
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Your ass is grass.
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kriistalkhalifa
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Lmao
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ThatLooksSticky
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...I don't get it.
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balex_fml
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OP got kicked with steel toe boots.
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rscanlan313
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no they were playing hid and go seal In the dark and he was wearing steel toe boots
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SpeshulK
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hide and go seal?
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YtotsDI
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ya you club a baby seal when you find them :)
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spartanfan68
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hahahaha lmao but it's actually when your found you must close an envelope
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spartanfan68
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ie there you are. damn now I have to seal three
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wazupwolf
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epic fail
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reganera
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I also didn't get it...most these fmls are written in a weird way that annoys me
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j_cat187
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with the steel toe,
how you feel though,
with my foot cramed up ur ass like a dildo.
how you feel though,
with my foot cramed up ur ass like a dildo.
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Garyy_fml
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^ best poem ever
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josh5634
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or rap..
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spartanfan68
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r.a.p Retards Attempting Poetry
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josh5634
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^win
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forkbrother13
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as he walked through the night
he gave his brother a fright
now his asshole isnt tight
- william shakesphere
he gave his brother a fright
now his asshole isnt tight
- william shakesphere
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RapeWhistle
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Bitchin !
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tsim_fml
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97- h.i.p.h.o.p Highly Incredible People Healing Other's Poetry (putting it to a beat/music) H.A.T.E.R.S (such as yourself) Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success. I know my word play child. Dont ever go against the rap.
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Angi95
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Wow. You guys are really creative. No conozco como. Pero puedo hablo espanol.
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Freeze_fml
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Crap.*
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Garyy_fml
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I can so see (old) Eminem rapping that.
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smhansen92
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oh shit nigga!!
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atomicbaboon
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damn! we got some original doctors up in here!
aka: dr. seuss.
aka: dr. seuss.
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Garyy_fml
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Dr Dre! Bitch Please!
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hahoon11
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124 dont use english to spanish translators it screws it up, and it makes no sense. it should say "No se como, pero puedo hablar español"
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Nitial
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Cyanide and Happiness!!
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gman90210
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No it should say it in english
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mrlawlor7777
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No sé*.
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dark_path
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OP, I believe you got a night eating syndrome. I suggest you get professional help.
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SteelCladAngel
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I go to the kitchen at 4:40 am sometimes
getting myself water, getting a bottle for my daughter...maybe op has diabetes and needs to eat every so often....
getting myself water, getting a bottle for my daughter...maybe op has diabetes and needs to eat every so often....
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jangalianxi
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Or maybe op woke up at 4:40 to get ready for an early morning work shift or something like that and simply was going to the kitchen for breakfast? A "syndrome" is quite an assumption on so little information.
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atomicbaboon
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or dark_path was making something we in the medical profession like to call a joke. there seems to be a surplus of people on this site that suffer from a poor sense of humor. I apologize to all of those this syndrome has affected, but there is no cure.
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RyDawg918
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cool
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stagefight1
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ouch... your brother needs to burn that shit
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stagefight1
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that was not meant to be on this, that was for a chat between a friend and I..... wrong box....
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Meg1Surf2Blonde3
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kick him in the balls!! lol lights??? if u lk my comments email me
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mozeltov
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don't expect any emails
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MilanKing
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WTF?
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johnson94
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are you trying too hard to be funny?
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LaughterofCorn
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Inbox: 0
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bmsalinas
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^ Win.
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FallonFerSure
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lmao
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1989mustang50
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wow desperate I see so you are the one with the van that says FREE CANDY!!!
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sheagstaz
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haha yeah right
thanks everybody!
but seriously, I don't want any positive rate shit going on.
how you feel though,
with my foot cramed up ur ass like a dildo.