Freak out

By Anonymous - 03/09/2020 19:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML
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Sady_Ct 37

Burn it. The house I mean.

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RichardPencil 30
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I've heard of wolf spiders, but not of "jackass spiders." Does it make a hee-haw sound, or what? The More You Know ™

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RichardPencil 30
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I've heard of wolf spiders, but not of "jackass spiders." Does it make a hee-haw sound, or what? The More You Know ™

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TwoBytesCarley 24
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Same thing happened to me in my car last month. Now every time I open the door I can see fresh webs and a spider or two running away. 😭

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Sady_Ct 37

If I was an insurance officer I would write that car off immediately, then organise to get it crushed, and then burnt.

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Yummi_913 18
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Bomb your car. Via fumigation or explosives, your choice.

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Sady_Ct 37

Burn it. The house I mean.

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akvan 13
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Thank you for the nightmares 😱

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Charlie Given 25
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Go to the local grocery store and find hedge balls place them by were the spiders come out ,BUT out of the reach of kids& animals, they are toxic if eaten but spiders hate them and there very effective.

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samomaha 17

Buy and use a bug bomb.

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sickerthanyou 13
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Nope!, you need to leave earth on a spaceship and nuke your house from there

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