Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
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Sady_Ct 38
Burn it. The house I mean.
RichardPencil 32
I've heard of wolf spiders, but not of "jackass spiders." Does it make a hee-haw sound, or what? The More You Know ™
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RichardPencil 32
I've heard of wolf spiders, but not of "jackass spiders." Does it make a hee-haw sound, or what? The More You Know ™
TwoBytesCarley 27
Same thing happened to me in my car last month. Now every time I open the door I can see fresh webs and a spider or two running away. 😭
Sady_Ct 38
If I was an insurance officer I would write that car off immediately, then organise to get it crushed, and then burnt.
Yummi_913 18
Bomb your car. Via fumigation or explosives, your choice.
Sady_Ct 38
Burn it. The house I mean.
Charlie Given 28
Go to the local grocery store and find hedge balls place them by were the spiders come out ,BUT out of the reach of kids& animals, they are toxic if eaten but spiders hate them and there very effective.
samomaha 17
Buy and use a bug bomb.
sickerthanyou 13
Nope!, you need to leave earth on a spaceship and nuke your house from there