Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML
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KeannaLove
| 32
Well it looks like your only option is to burn it.
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MrConcise
| 34
Straya spiders. Pretty soon the whole damn place is gonna be one big spider web.
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KeannaLove
| 32
Well it looks like your only option is to burn it.
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pokysmalls
| 14
agreed. burn it to the ground...fast
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beeneatenalive
| 12
Perhaps hairspray and a lighter if you don't want to spend extra money.
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krazayman
| 18
im not sure it was emphasised enough.*clears throat* BURN THAT YARD DOWN!
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gracehi
| 31
NAPALM! That's the only solution!
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Naggie_May23
| 6
She lives in Australia. If she burned the yard, she'd probably cause a brush fire and get in trouble for it. Don't they have insecticide in Australia or is that illegal?
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QuaDECH
| 13
Napalm can't kill that shit. Nukes are your only option.
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SkylineFTW97
| 25
Damn straight. I suggest doing it from orbit just to be safe.
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Rebles
| 15
Na just throw the whole planet into the sun. Can't let a single one of these critters escapes.
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Futacy
| 29
I almost said "suck it up" but then I realized OP's from Aussieland. Your backyard is theirs now.
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larrena2377
| 26
That's a big NOPE!
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
I'd like to board the next NOPE train to FUCKTHATville.
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clemsi
| 20
Welcome aboard the NOPE train. We hope your traveling experience with us is a pleasant one. We will be departing shortly with stops at SCREWTHIScity, OhHELLNOberg, and our final destination FUCKTHATville.
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JMichael
| 25
Oh God..it's started!
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TabooSushi
| 24
First time I've seen an FML with NO YDI votes... Though really, who DOES deserve that?
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JMichael
| 25
Give it time..
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PhinIt2WinIt
| 24
I bet they say that he deserves it either for the badge or the fact he is too much of a wuss to deal with it/doesn't feel like using money to deal with it.
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Arwen_Evenstar
| 37
I think people from countries with only harmless spiders may say YDI. I did think that it was a bit cowardly until I considered it's a country full of spiders who can kill you.
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trex454
| 21
its literally just like 10,000 of those bird eating spiders hanging out in his back yard
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MrConcise
| 34
Straya spiders. Pretty soon the whole damn place is gonna be one big spider web.
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YourOpinionSucks
| 22
You have to get crafty with those mother fuckers. They have health bars, and in some cases they even have mana bars.
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Malecent
| 13
Your brother was a soldier...
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Kitten_love
| 22
Your mother was a hamster...
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trollcrusher
| 17
And your father smelt of elderberries.
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MrConcise
| 34
I don't get any of these references aside from the first one. Lmao. Can anybody explain?
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mergeterge
| 24
Monty Python... Holy Grail. I understood those, but not the first one! :)
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MrConcise
| 34
The only thing I remember from that movie is the flesh-wound bit and the evil bunny. The HP/mana thing is just a gamer reference.
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WCARlover
| 34
Reminds me of when we would get these huuuge spiders outside our house and my brother would take his BB gun to them..
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LeavenSilva
| 27
The apocalypse has truly begun, they've started to take control!
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lulinator
| 40
You can't nope much harder than that.
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Kurby14
| 21
you made a very wise desision
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tanziir1
| 14
BURN THOSE MOTHAFUKAS bold head style