By Skoff - 23/07/2015 09:44 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML
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KeannaLove 32

Well it looks like your only option is to burn it.

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MrConcise 34

Straya spiders. Pretty soon the whole damn place is gonna be one big spider web.

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KeannaLove 32

Well it looks like your only option is to burn it.

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beeneatenalive 12

Perhaps hairspray and a lighter if you don't want to spend extra money.

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krazayman 18

im not sure it was emphasised enough.*clears throat* BURN THAT YARD DOWN!

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Naggie_May23 6

She lives in Australia. If she burned the yard, she'd probably cause a brush fire and get in trouble for it. Don't they have insecticide in Australia or is that illegal?

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QuaDECH 13

Napalm can't kill that shit. Nukes are your only option.

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SkylineFTW97 25

Damn straight. I suggest doing it from orbit just to be safe.

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Rebles 15

Na just throw the whole planet into the sun. Can't let a single one of these critters escapes.

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Futacy 29

I almost said "suck it up" but then I realized OP's from Aussieland. Your backyard is theirs now.

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larrena2377 26

That's a big NOPE!

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Sandsh8rk 36

I'd like to board the next NOPE train to FUCKTHATville.

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clemsi 20

Welcome aboard the NOPE train. We hope your traveling experience with us is a pleasant one. We will be departing shortly with stops at SCREWTHIScity, OhHELLNOberg, and our final destination FUCKTHATville.

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JMichael 25

Oh God..it's started!

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TabooSushi 24

First time I've seen an FML with NO YDI votes... Though really, who DOES deserve that?

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PhinIt2WinIt 24

I bet they say that he deserves it either for the badge or the fact he is too much of a wuss to deal with it/doesn't feel like using money to deal with it.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

I think people from countries with only harmless spiders may say YDI. I did think that it was a bit cowardly until I considered it's a country full of spiders who can kill you.

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trex454 21

its literally just like 10,000 of those bird eating spiders hanging out in his back yard

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MrConcise 34

Straya spiders. Pretty soon the whole damn place is gonna be one big spider web.

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YourOpinionSucks 22

You have to get crafty with those mother *******. They have health bars, and in some cases they even have mana bars.

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trollcrusher 17

And your father smelt of elderberries.

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MrConcise 34

I don't get any of these references aside from the first one. Lmao. Can anybody explain?

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mergeterge 24

Monty Python... Holy Grail. I understood those, but not the first one! :)

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MrConcise 34

The only thing I remember from that movie is the flesh-wound bit and the evil bunny. The HP/mana thing is just a gamer reference.

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WCARlover 34

Reminds me of when we would get these huuuge spiders outside our house and my brother would take his BB gun to them..

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LeavenSilva 27

The apocalypse has truly begun, they've started to take control!

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lulinator 40

You can't nope much harder than that.

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tanziir1 14

BURN THOSE MOTHAFUKAS bold head style

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