Work and Family: Unreasonable

Unreasonable

By shary - 12/01/2021 01:59

Today, I was terminated from my job because my boss “felt like it.” My parents have made it clear to me that if I am ever fired from a job, for any reason, they will kick me out on the street and never speak to me again. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 12 January 2021 4:38

Maybe it's a blessing to get rid of all of those assholes out of your life all at once.

Michael Sawyer 11

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Tuesday 12 January 2021 4:37

is your boss by chance friends with one or both of your parents? if so..then that would be a little suspect

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Guradao 3

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Tuesday 12 January 2021 4:08

No worries its covid season, they cant kick you out if your governor says so plus they have to give you 30 days notice no matter what!

Michael Sawyer 11

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Tuesday 12 January 2021 4:37

is your boss by chance friends with one or both of your parents? if so..then that would be a little suspect

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 12 January 2021 4:38

Maybe it's a blessing to get rid of all of those assholes out of your life all at once.

sarahcroy20 12

Tuesday 12 January 2021 6:42

I'm thinking there's more to getting fired than you're saying.

rgkkk 17

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Tuesday 12 January 2021 16:49

One of the FML where there's no need to specify what country it's from

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