By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
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DeJahVu 0

I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.

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caligal14 0

I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...

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xclegend613 0

i respect you. i have never gotten to be first. i must learn your wonderful ways of being first so that one day i can reach my life's full potential and piss everyone else off by saying they were first to comment... AS IF NOBODY HAS ******* EYES AND CAN'T SEE THAT YOU DUMB ****!!!

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acoti 0

I agree with #132, he is a cocksucker. Don't talk to that bitch for a while. But never rat him out.

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DeJahVu 0

I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.

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RJB 0

" Will, I rubbed a potatoes over his car and put keys in her exhaust but it did nothing!?"

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Norwegian_Wood 4

To 23: "Hilary! You were suppo-...Nevermind." Gotta love Fresh Prince, xD

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vapors 0

Depends on how he broke 'em, was it a singel/few page(s), or was it a huge bunt, we'll never know.

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expen_dable 0

...really? I really didn't think anyone would actually side with the OP's friend, but one douche out there did. prepare to live a lonely life of 36 cats and yelling "you kids get off my lawn"

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Reyo 2

Yes #3, because there has never been anything good to come out of breaking the rules...except for damn near every Revolution to have ever happened...but that's different.

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sluggumsoriley 0

Damn! Theres so many ****** friendless assholes out there. NO way anyone should side with this guys friend, or his boss...Unless the authors tryna ****** start a publishing house using the office copier. **** this so-called friend Id never talk to that piece of shit again. Go beat this bitch's ass...i bet thatll make you feel better. Who the **** here commenting would actively go snitch on their "very good friend"? if you say yes then clearly you dont deserve friends, and are a huge asshole. GO BEAT SOME ASS

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aidsgiver247 0

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

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The__Redneck 7

And using the company's stuff for your own use is exactly like the Revolutionary War, right? Down with The Man!!

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Unleashed27 0

You know what they say, if we didn't have rules, we'd be in France!

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neon_shoes 0

Just wondering...what did you use the photocopier for personal use? You must be coming in some pretty early hours if you know what I mean ;)

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jonnymohio 2

He will always be your friend, but that doesn't mean you will always be his. Tell him that after you say good-bye to the boss's brown-noser.

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AGGoddess 2

I think your friend was kind of a jerk, but if it's a rule that your boss is strict about you could have gone to an open library or an internet cafe after work and used the photcopier there.

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CallMeHush 0

He is not your friend, he is however a dickturd and your boss is pretty ******* cheap.

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caligal14 0

I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...

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