Health, Sex, Covid, Ghosting and Pandemic: Unmasked - FML

Unmasked

By crushedgal - 30/12/2021 07:59

Spicy

Today, I found out I have Covid, from a guy who ghosted me last week after sex. FML

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You deserved it 628

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Mr Kwik Fit

By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 02:01

Spicy

Today, I discovered I'd been ghosted. Last night, I hung out with this guy. We started making out. Everything was going great, then we had sex and it literally lasted 30 seconds because he was done. He got up, got dressed and left and then deleted me off everything. FML

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You deserved it 498

Horny horny horny

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 12:00

Spicy

Today, I’m so desperate I hooked up with a guy who has Covid. FML

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You deserved it 2 071

That's a new one!

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the guy I was talking to for over a year, who told me he was dying from Covid, is perfectly fine and he just didn't want to talk to me anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 027

You deserved it 145

Social distancing is a thing

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 19:58 - Germany

Spicy

Today, I met a guy at a bar. Went home, got condoms, had sex. Also got Covid. First one night stand in four years. FML

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You deserved it 1 631

Which is worse?

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 08:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tested positive for Covid, which I got from my boyfriend. Who got it from the chick he cheated on me with. At least it's not an STI. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 426

You deserved it 157

Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 14:02

Spicy

Today, I was ghosted by my next door neighbor, who I've been seeing/hooking up with for months. FML

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You deserved it 312

News from the dating scene

By Back to my shell I go - 01/03/2022 04:00 - Australia

Today, I realised that the first guy I've dated in five years has ghosted me. It took a lot for me to agree to go on a couple of dates with him, and I thought they went really well. Apparently not, seeing as it's been over two weeks since he last texted. Self confidence = shattered. FML

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You deserved it 142

Clapped

By frennyy - 04/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Miami

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 1 481

Deception

By that'sokay - 12/05/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I found out the guy I have been sleeping with didn't actually break up with his girlfriend. She just moved for a few weeks during quarantine. They are now living with each other, and I'm alone and confused. FML

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You deserved it 496

Love in the time of coronavirus

By Darkparcero33 - 28/02/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML

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You deserved it 156

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Top comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 December 2021 14:11

You'll most likely recover from the Covid. The real concern is what was wrong with the sex that he doesn't want anymore? How do you know that the guy isn't sick or dead?

randybryant799 20

Thursday 30 December 2021 22:31

Why in the world would you get that close to someone you dont know during a pandemic???

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 December 2021 14:11

You'll most likely recover from the Covid. The real concern is what was wrong with the sex that he doesn't want anymore? How do you know that the guy isn't sick or dead?

Plop 17

Thursday 30 December 2021 16:35

You're not familiar with the concept of guys being thirsty asshats who lie for sex?

Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18

Thursday 30 December 2021 18:49

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

randybryant799 20

Thursday 30 December 2021 22:31

Why in the world would you get that close to someone you dont know during a pandemic???

rotflqtms_ 21

Saturday 1 January 2022 1:00

Maybe he didn't ghost you... Maybe covid got the better of him and he's in the hospital.

geerod 16

Thursday 19 September 2024 20:00

Better Covid than a pregnancy!

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Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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You deserved it 43 620

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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The Top

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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You deserved it 1 800

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

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You deserved it 1 653

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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You deserved it 9 703

Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

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You deserved it 5 540

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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You deserved it 6 877

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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You deserved it 30 137