Unmasked
Today, I found out I have Covid, from a guy who ghosted me last week after sex. FML
Today, I found out I have Covid, from a guy who ghosted me last week after sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I'd been ghosted. Last night, I hung out with this guy. We started making out. Everything was going great, then we had sex and it literally lasted 30 seconds because he was done. He got up, got dressed and left and then deleted me off everything. FML
Today, I’m so desperate I hooked up with a guy who has Covid. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I was talking to for over a year, who told me he was dying from Covid, is perfectly fine and he just didn't want to talk to me anymore. FML
Today, I met a guy at a bar. Went home, got condoms, had sex. Also got Covid. First one night stand in four years. FML
Today, I tested positive for Covid, which I got from my boyfriend. Who got it from the chick he cheated on me with. At least it's not an STI. FML
Today, the guy I'd met online ghosted me because I’d left dead skin residue on his toilet seat. FML
Today, I was ghosted by my next door neighbor, who I've been seeing/hooking up with for months. FML
Today, I realised that the first guy I've dated in five years has ghosted me. It took a lot for me to agree to go on a couple of dates with him, and I thought they went really well. Apparently not, seeing as it's been over two weeks since he last texted. Self confidence = shattered. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, I found out the guy I have been sleeping with didn't actually break up with his girlfriend. She just moved for a few weeks during quarantine. They are now living with each other, and I'm alone and confused. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You'll most likely recover from the Covid. The real concern is what was wrong with the sex that he doesn't want anymore? How do you know that the guy isn't sick or dead?
randybryant799 21
Why in the world would you get that close to someone you dont know during a pandemic???
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RichardPencil 32
You'll most likely recover from the Covid. The real concern is what was wrong with the sex that he doesn't want anymore? How do you know that the guy isn't sick or dead?
Plop 17
You're not familiar with the concept of guys being thirsty asshats who lie for sex?
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
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and are you not familiar that what he said could be a actual possibility ya ********?
randybryant799 21
Why in the world would you get that close to someone you dont know during a pandemic???
rotflqtms_ 21
Maybe he didn't ghost you... Maybe covid got the better of him and he's in the hospital.
geerod 16
Better Covid than a pregnancy!