Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. FML
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Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Today, at work, I overrode the limit on my forklift, allowing me to carry four pallets instead of two. Then I was able to place them all within a ten-foot radius, giving a massive boost to my efficiency. My excitement faded when I realized that was actually the high point of my day/week/month. FML
Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML
Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15
There's nothing wrong with being a child at heart!
Nolimit2217 32
You need a girlfriend, boyfriend or hobby in your life ASAP!
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Comments (82)
stillalive33 14
It's the little things in life OP
Enslaved 36
I agree. I once found two onion rings in my box of French fries and I knew it was going to be a lovely day after that moment!
smokecloud_ 37
The best is a small stray chicken finger in your fries. Happened once to me at Rally's.. best day ever.
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, those thing are pretty amazing. I don't see the FML here.
Mynamewontfi 40
Whoops, poor choice of words :( (sorry mods!). Just meant to say those toys are pretty awesome.
HowieDoIt 21
Sometimes when life gets you down in the dumps, just keep trucking and you'll make it through!
awkwardlysmiles 12
Well to be optimistic, technically the day just started. I hope something way more intriguing comes your way.
n3ophyt3 10
not every toy is useless as a barbie
parism143 28
Barbies aren't useless, they were wonderful dolls.
Dmc169 9
It's Super Bowl Sunday go watch the game today and have fun
HortonThelephant 15
I feel you OP. I get pretty giddy myself whenever I play with my Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time..
olpally 32
Fish don't like water either op. Lol. Really? Haha
WhatsOpTic 11
I don't understand your comment.
olpally 32
I'm making fun of op because she didn't know that toy dump trucks did that. That's why I said "fish don't like water either." It was an insult to op. Ugh, when I have to explain it, just sounds stupid now.
mrlopez 13
#52, ditto actually...
JMichael 25
Hey toy dump trucks are fun! I wish I still had mine.
jimmy_poison 19
The only person to blame is yourself. Get out there and make yourself the life you want