Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Today, at work, I overrode the limit on my forklift, allowing me to carry four pallets instead of two. Then I was able to place them all within a ten-foot radius, giving a massive boost to my efficiency. My excitement faded when I realized that was actually the high point of my day/week/month. FML
Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML
Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15
There's nothing wrong with being a child at heart!
Nolimit2217 32
You need a girlfriend, boyfriend or hobby in your life ASAP!
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Comments (82)
thelittlemissy 29
Hey, my granny giggles when she has glittery socks on. She's 86. Never loose the joy!
Sonii008 19
Your nanny seems really awesome! :)
cryssycakesx3 22
that's the cutest thing I have ever heard!
beaverteaser 16
did you figure this out whilst taking a dump?
SinovaMikas 10
i hear you. my kids have some awesome toys...either they weren't that cool when i was a kid or i was a poor kid...and I'm thinking i was the poor kid.
mynameisfinn 4
so what are you complaining about? OPTIMUS PRIME WAS A ******* TRUCK!!!
bieebslover11 12
Get a job :)
sxm 13
That's not so bad. Life is full of many wonderful moments. I wouldn't let that get to me. If anything I would fascinated by it. It's little random moments in life that are really great ones.
JazNim17 18
I thought that was the point of having younger siblings. You get to play with their toys!
worldclassrager 39
Better than nothing...right? Learn something new everyday...
dractheripper 11
i still get excited about toys. The ones kids these days get are so much cooler than the ones we had when we were little. Its okay to still be childlike. We need more childlike people instead of childish people in the world. -fellow 18 year old.
perdix 29
*Elvis voice* Tonka ... Tonka very much!