Miscellaneous: Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My...

By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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By longlostkid556 - 05/06/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Chubby life

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 18:00

Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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Sunday 27 December 2009 16:10

It's your dads job to make sure your never having sex in your life.

corndog45 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:02

lol i am sorry

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SheKillzs 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:30

smh, I would of been so mad...lol

nwalsh2009 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:02

And your still not pregrant. Give your dad a hug.

strawberryswirl 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:17

Where's the "who cares?" button?

music_METAL 0

Friday 1 January 2010 13:46

wo ur dad killed it. I would of said anyways and continued after ur dad left.

jazzyjc15 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 14:16

ohhhhhhhhhh that's a bitch move

Stevenopolis 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:11

First I thought "**** block" and creepy dad. But then I though, "If I had a 14 year old I didn't want to see become a 15 year old mom, that's EXACTLY what I would say." Genius dad you have there. You'll thank him when the guy knocks up his next girlfriend and you see them coming out of Walmart in 10 years with 3 kids and getting into a POS car that's even older.

runwaydoll 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:23

My mom made comments like this to me when I was young, and now I have an eating disorder.

captainbj2 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:15

don't blame that on your mom...you have choices too

kaytee05 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 21:20

haha not to be rude but I think that's nice(: he's just teasin u, u took it the wrong way:/ parents always have to do that to their kids don't worry my moms embarressed me many times before infronta my boyfrenn