Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
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Overconfident
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Emotional rollercoaster
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sabrinalynn22 19
Run.
NotRussian 16
Do you finish each other's sandwiches...? I'll show myself out....
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False_Stupidity 42
Sometimes it works that way 103 but it's pretty rare. Maybe this guy feels that way about OP but she clearly thinks it's too fast.
Sopranosolis23 0
My now husband proposed after a week as well. I was elated, not sure why this is an fml
Jryan952015 7
Did you say yes or did you pu$$y out?
Ilovelife93 9
Damn!! You'd better run, child!!!!
yellowzinnias 20
Under certain circumstances, this can be romantic. My grandparents were beshert (fated). My grandmother told her sister the first time she saw my grandfather go by that she was going to marry him. He came back the next day to find out her name. They were engaged two weeks later, married three months later, and were very happily married 35 years until he died of cancer. She never remarried and died 21 years afterward. However, both people have to be feeling it. If he comes off as scary or desperate, OP, I would cut him loose.
worldclassrager 41
Tell him you'll think about it...and never get back to him
vintageart1994 16
Ah some guys don't purpose not even after 5 years, you sure picked a good one. *sarcasm
crandel 11
I thought women liked romance? Good thing you didn't accept, sounds like he could do better.
fleaguss 14
I wonder if he is Mormon?
JD1147 27
Lol I just posted the same comment
Vlen_fml 20
All these comments and not one reference to Dharma and Greg. You're losing your grip, internet community.
christinamarie17 29
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