Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
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Top comments
Rickly 0
Don't let him use you.
angelsara91 0
if u move in I'll come s.l.a.p u myself
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Comments (91)
ILoveTabz 0
What a douche!
wierd1919 0
that's so freaken mean. don't let him use u wtf.
stro88 6
I applaud the thoughtfulness of this guy! bravo turd nugget.
shoecrazy 5
he's a douche. dump him and say "you're sol".
ramseyrutherford 2
this is the fifth time use put this on?
ssletner 0
after 7 years that would be the only reason he would ask...
dansco 25
ydi for not doing something about it in 7 years... he obviously doesn't give a shit!
sueannpalma 7
dump then sue him if he don't pay u back
BeautifulSilence 0
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Misayra 3
What a smart asswhipe.