Love: Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move...

By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 051

You deserved it 4 943

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 941

You deserved it 200

By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 985

You deserved it 2 592

Mr Commitment

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 00:01

Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 699

You deserved it 430

Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 517

You deserved it 157

By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 863

You deserved it 3 712

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 905

You deserved it 8 776

By Just me - 09/09/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 631

You deserved it 4 465

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 668

You deserved it 3 608

By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 711

You deserved it 968

By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 543

You deserved it 6 244

Rickly 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:05

Don't let him use you.

angelsara91 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:06

if u move in I'll come s.l.a.p u myself

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ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:01

What a douche!

wierd1919 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:32

that's so freaken mean. don't let him use u wtf.

stro88 6

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:51

I applaud the thoughtfulness of this guy! bravo turd nugget.

shoecrazy 5

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:53

he's a douche. dump him and say "you're sol".

ramseyrutherford 2

Tuesday 24 May 2011 1:29

this is the fifth time use put this on?

ssletner 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:02

after 7 years that would be the only reason he would ask...

dansco 24

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:20

ydi for not doing something about it in 7 years... he obviously doesn't give a shit!

sueannpalma 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:06

dump then sue him if he don't pay u back

BeautifulSilence 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:33

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Misayra 3

Tuesday 24 May 2011 8:21

What a smart asswhipe.

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Today, my girlfriend and I have literally had our genitals in each other’s mouths and tongues in each other’s ass cracks, yet when I used her toothbrush, I’m gross and nasty, and deserve a sex ban for two weeks. How does this make sense? FML

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You deserved it 887

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Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 780

You deserved it 3 508

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 116

You deserved it 2 388

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 993

You deserved it 2 781

Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 325

You deserved it 302

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 169

You deserved it 8 167

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

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You deserved it 3 136

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Mr Commitment

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