Mr Commitment - FML

Mr Commitment

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 00:01

Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML

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By rissa5214 - 26/07/2015 18:20 - United States - Stoughton

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

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By lynxstorm - 17/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 20:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML

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By Shino - 26/06/2018 19:00

Today, my fiancé's mother made him pack his stuff and move to Montana while I was at work. I came home to a half-written note because she wouldn’t let him finish. We own a house together. FML

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Bye, dipshit

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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By Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

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You deserved it 1 932

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 17:01 - United States - Nevada City

Today, my husband, who told me last week he was unhappy, wasn't in love with me anymore and is "talking" to someone else, asked me if I could give him the information for the people we've previously rented from, so he can move out. I gave him what I still had. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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Top comments

ahabsfan 14

Thursday 5 September 2019 0:34

Issuing ultimatums is a risky business and usually doesn’t work out.

Memnoc 26

Thursday 5 September 2019 4:37

If you're already living together, isn't that some kind of commitment? Or were you just in love with your roommate, and he didn't know it?

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ahabsfan 14

Thursday 5 September 2019 0:34

Issuing ultimatums is a risky business and usually doesn’t work out.

Beth Baskett 12

Thursday 5 September 2019 4:06

How was it an ultimatum?

acmariner99 25

Thursday 5 September 2019 2:28

Well that's a 'no'

slym12312425 9

Thursday 5 September 2019 2:40

Sounds like you dodged a bullet OP. Thankfully, there is going to be someone out there for you.

Memnoc 26

Thursday 5 September 2019 4:37

If you're already living together, isn't that some kind of commitment? Or were you just in love with your roommate, and he didn't know it?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 5 September 2019 7:55

You had a nice **** buddy, but you got greedy.

Pop Love 9

Thursday 5 September 2019 16:05

If you've been together for a long time, then I think it's fine for you to raise the issue of spending your lives together :) Unfortunately, my cousin dated this girl for like 8 years ? 9 years? since he was in military, he's like 28 ish now and the gf is a year older...and I think they recently broke up :( He had no plans to be with her forever but she didn't know that :((

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 6 September 2019 4:37

Hahahaha I’m sorry the abruptness of the second sentence when reading it make me laugh my ass off

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