Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
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Top comments
Rickly 0
Don't let him use you.
angelsara91 0
if u move in I'll come s.l.a.p u myself
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Comments (91)
hiyourcute 0
You picked a winner...
SmexiLexii 3
He is,indeed,a keeper.Good job you are a great judge of character! :)
not_funny_at_all 3
I hope you realize that he is using you. Don't be blinded by love.
Ugi 27
Everyone seems to assume that this guy knows how you feel. However, perhaps he doesn't. If he does and doesn't reciprocate then moving in because he wants some rent money or a bed-fellow will only break your heart - how will you feel when he brings a girl home some night? If he doesn't know then for hell's sake tell him before you move in. Otherwise, see above.
raider27 7
There's a positive in this. You see him every day, assuming you're willing to pay hundreds to do so. Overall, not worth it.
Egnar 19
The wording of this FML makes me wonder if this is 2 people dating OR if this is another one of those "I've loved this guy forever but he has no idea I love him back." situations. I'll cover both: 1) If you're dating the guy: Who cares? - The motivation for moving in together isn't always that you too are so madly in love that you can't help but be together. Now, if him losing his job means he's not paying any rent at all, than, he's an asshole. Otherwise, he came to the one person he feels like he can trust to help him out. 2) Tough shit, he views you as a friend and nothing more - It's not his fault you harbor this fantasy life with the guy. He asked a friend out for help just like anybody would.
Egnar 19
I tend to think of it as those who can read them are probably more educated and worth talking to.
JennaMarie420 2
well I think they're a tad annoying
Egnar 19
You're not forced to read them, skip over 'em.
Soloman212 28
Well I actually can't read so I have no idea what this thread is about. I'm just a baboon!
pinkspaceboundro 0
I hope you didn't move in!
DocBastard 40
I see no problem here. You should DEFINITELY move in even if he doesn't love you back. Since this guy doesn't work, you pay the rent and now have a live-in maid. He can cook, clean, and do your laundry. Sounds like a good deal to me.
llCHR15ll 0
screw that! she should do it all and just let him play xbox all day.
DocBastard 40
Hahaha! Right, because sexism is funny! Ass.
Blueglasscup 18
I love you Doc.
kc1997kc 9
I never thought of that...
TheMalarky 0
that's not a guy that boy lol
todder45 0
dump his ass