Anonymous
Israel
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Lies
United States
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Shantoya
United States
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
dumped
United States
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
waitthatsnotme
United States
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
nothappywithlife
United States
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
phonesage
United States
Catfished
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Anonymous
Remus, United States
Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Top comments
MissGrinch 4
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."
squirell_AIDS69 0
hmmm I smell incest!
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awkward_gothlady 32
I totally feel for you. The guy I'm in love with, who I've even made out with, recently started dating this girl I thought was my friend, and then he wrote me and said, "I love you like a sister." It stings.
Drewrth 7
Friend zoneeee!!!
KFLouks 5
Talk to her and tell her how you feel you never know.
wessly13 10
FRIEND ZONED!!!!!
avaloncode 8
well, OP, we all know that that space between girlfriend and girl friend is that lovable little place called: The Friendzone. Population: You.
The_Mr_Troll 14
Well, looks like you need a plan to get from the friend-zone to the endzone. (If ya know what I mean)
mr_sarcastic416 29
BroZoned
kristen99 9
Friend zoned!!!
betancourt3075 1
you should make a move on her so she knows
Sarairwin49 22
..mother of all friend zones. I feel for you OP