Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
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Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Catfished
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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MissGrinch 4
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."
squirell_AIDS69 0
hmmm I smell incest!
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Comments (240)
DaveTheBrave20 0
heyy i see this as a step up tbh the girl i like considered me as a brother but i tried my luck
innerexlet 0
I don't really believe that it's possible to be 'stuck' in the friend zone but 7 years "ouch"
spaerro 8
I'm a girl and if I'm close with a guy I'd probably list him as my brother.
jotham89 0
Ouch bro. been there. the girl I was in love with for a while now calls me bro all the time and it sucks
garner20 0
friend zone.
dajojonater 3
why is that bad? that means she likes you...
MI6KilleR 0
dude garner20 is right the friend zone sucks unless your friends with benefits but if not your screwed
Epic_Times 10
That sucks, i can sort of understand how you feel. This guy was just a friend of mine apparently had feelings for me and i had no idea so he ended up telling me when i listed him as my brother on facebook. He then threatened to bash the guy i like and to bash my head in.. So yea... Never be friends with Aboriginals lol...
HowMyLifeSucks 0
Same here man :(
kayla61097 0
that happened to me 2...but the opposite obviously